WELC0ME to TUESDAY JULY 24, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he cries. “Careful! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many!
Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They’re gonna stick! Careful!
Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!”
The wife turns and asks, “What is wrong with you?”
Her husband calmly replies, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In Oregon, a number of brewers are competing to turn sewer water into beer.
The brewer said, ‘Hey, if Bud Light can do it, we can do it.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A family cleaning out their grandparents’ attic in Florida found a wooden box containing
a mummified pirate’s hand on a map with gold coins. A treasure chest full of gold pirate
coins may be cool, but do you know what I have in my attic? Family heirlooms and pictures
of all my loved ones – and isn’t that the real treasure? No, no it isn’t. The real treasure
is a treasure chest full of gold pirate coins.” -James Corden

“According to a list by ‘Business Insider,’ Washington University in St. Louis is the college
with the best food. While the college with the worst food is the
Olive Garden’s culinary institute.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout,
when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies,
“Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This is a story about a young man who is raised in an orphanage and trained to be a doctor there by
Dr. Wilbur Larch. It follows the young man as he leaves the orphanage to explore the world.

Answer: “The Cider House Rules” (1999) is a story about a young man who is raised in an orphanage and trained to be a doctor there by Dr. Wilbur Larch. It follows the young man as he leaves the orphanage to explore the world.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie tells the story of the lives of the guards on death row leading up to the execution of John Coffey, a man who has been accused of killing two young girls. The guards soon discover that Coffey has the gift of healing.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase is shown in the figure below?
S-n-o-w

Answer: Dashing through the snow.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I live above a star, and yet I never burn,
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials,
Now, tell me what I mean.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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