WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JULY 24, 2024
Here’s The Story…..
Enclosed with the heartworm pills my friend received from
a veterinarian was a sheet of red heart stickers to place
on a calendar as a reminder to give her pet the medication.
She attached these stickers to her kitchen calendar, marking
the first Saturday of every month.
When her husband noticed the hearts, he put on a lecherous
grin, turned to his wife and asked, “Do you have something
special in mind for these days?”☹☹
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I was in Las Vegas this past weekend. I saw a Drew Carey
game there. You know you’ve made it when there’s a game
named after you. It’s called ‘The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.'”
-Craig Ferguson
“More Americans can name the three stooges than the three
branches of government. Well, that’s because the three
stooges are more likely to get something done.”
-David Letterman
“L.A. has got so many cupcake stores these days. When did
we start eating so many cupcakes? Also, there are about
10,000 medical marijuana dispensaries in L.A., so maybe
that’s got something to do with it.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
To our shock and horror, my sister-in-law and I realized we
had each been married nearly 50 years. “That’s a long time,”
I observed.
“A long, long time,” she agreed. Then she smiled. “Something
just occurred to me.”
“What’s that?”
“If I had killed your brother the first time I felt like it,
I’d be out of jail by now.” 😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie tells the story of the lives of the guards on death row leading up to the
execution of John Coffey, a man who has been accused of killing two young girls.
The guards soon discover that Coffey has the gift of healing.
Answer: The Green Mile!
“The Green Mile” (1999) was written by Stephen King and directed by Frank Darabont.
It was nominated for four Oscars. The role of John Coffey was played by Michael Clarke Duncan.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie tells the story of bookshop owner, William Thacker, whose life changes when he meets and falls
in love with one of the most famous actresses in the world. During the movie they face the problems of
having a normal relationship in the public eye.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
I live above a star, and yet I never burn,
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials,
Now, tell me what I mean.
Answer: The ”7” on the telephone keypad
(new ones have the letter Q with the PRS)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A Tom Swifty is a play on words. Tom speaks, and the way he is said to speak is a pun. Both meanings of the pun could be true.
e.g. “Really! You don’t know how to start a model-T Ford?” asked Tom crankily.
- Crankily describes his tone of voice and suggests how it might be done (with a crank handle!)
Choose one of the listed words below to fill each gap.
** CLUES **
- I’ve been sacked from office,” said Tom _.
- “Another week begins,” sighed Tom _.
- “I really need to use a different font,” said Tom _.
- “Who was it that discovered radium?” asked Tom _.
- “I’ve been feeding the crocodile,” explained Tom _.
** WORD LIST **
audaciously, abstractly, boldly, curiously, deeply, disappointedly, happily, mundanely, offhandedly, seriously
Remember that Tom Swifties don’t have to make perfect grammatical sense!
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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