WELC0ME to FRIDAY JULY 26, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed
this question to the students: Why do people choose to have
their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their
estate?

After students offered various theories, one fellow raised
his hand. “This may be a bit off the point,” he said, “but
when I was little, when my brother and sister finished
playing with me, they would put me into a drawer.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and
recognize other monkeys they know. However, the study also
shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien

“A woman is suing Disney World, claiming one of their rides
caused her to have a stroke. Disney denies the allegation
but will temporarily shut down the ride Stroke Mountain.”
-Jimmy Fallon

“The one positive outcome of the suffering economy is seven
million fewer people than last year will be subjected to an
office Christmas party.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One day while out on our fishing boat, we heard a woman
calling for help. Pointing frantically toward a sinking row
boat, she shouted to us, “My husband can’t swim!”

Although the water was up to his chest, the man remained a
fisherman through and through: as we reached down to pull
him aboard our boat, he lifted a large, still-struggling
salmon in his hand, and yelled, “Take the fish!” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about puppeteer Craig Schwartz and his discovery of a portal that leads directly into the mind
of famous actor John Malkovich. He, along with his wife and coworker hatch a plan to charge others to use the portal for $200 a go.

Answer: “Being John Malkovich” (1999) is about puppeteer Craig Schwartz and his discovery of a portal that leads directly into the mind of famous actor John Malkovich. He, along with his wife and coworker hatch a plan to charge others to use the portal for $200 a go

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie tells the story of Ichabod Crane, a policeman sent to a small town to investigate a series of grizzly murders, involving decapitation. When he arrives he learns of the myth of the headless horseman, whom the locals think is responsible for the deaths. Name this movie.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Here are more movie alternates, but this time they are a bit more challenging.

Use synonyms of the following phrases to decode popular movie titles.

1.) Razors of Honor

2.) Wonder-male Comes Back

3.) Ruler of the Bands

4.) Endless Light of the Unstained Head

5.) Super Quartet

6.) Mandibles

Answer: 1.) Blades of Glory

2.) Superman Returns

3.) Lord of the Rings

4.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

5.) Fantastic Four

6.) Jaws

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A potato’s key tool, I have all the power.
I am generally used on the half or full hour.
If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
My partner would only respond to your touch.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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