WELC0ME to TUESDAY JULY 30, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A flight instructor was sent out to help a trainee who had radioed that he was about to
make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing
in a field small enough to present a real challenge to his professional reputation.
With determination, full flaps and engine just above the stall, he maneuvered into the field.
Climbing out, he shouted angrily to the trainee, “Just how did you manage to get into such a small field?”
“I landed in the big field over there,” the trainee pointed, “but in order to leave
room for you, I had the farmer tow me here.”😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I wanted to be a Boy Scout, but I had all the wrong traits. They were looking for kids
who were trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty,
brave, clean and reverent. Whereas I tended to be devious, fickle, obstructive, hostile,
impolite, mean, defiant, glum, extravagant, dirty, and sacrilegious.” –George Carlin

“When I was a kid getting to borrow the car was a big deal. Before he handed over the
keys, my dad always gave me a lecture. ‘Now I’m not giving you this car so you can
screw it up.’ Well, I said to myself, then I don’t want it.” –Louie Anderson

“You can’t believe how much hard work it is to con people into thinking that you’re productive
when you’re unemployed. Always thinking up things to tell them you’re going to do tomorrow,
having to exaggerate every minute of your nowhere day…it’s worse than having a job. At least
when you’re employed, when people ask about your day you can
tell them to shut up and mind their own business.” –Drew Carey

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very
elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?”
“98,” she replied, “Two years older than me.”
“So, you’re 96,” the undertaker commented.
She responded, “Hardly worth going home, is it?” 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Musician playing boss’ secretary in comedy film.

Answer: comedy film “9 to 5”.
Dolly Parton is Best known for her country music career (over 5,000 songs composed, over 1,000 songs recorded), Dolly Parton has also done some acting. Playing the character Doralee Rhodes, she also wrote the 1980 film’s theme song. Starring alongside Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, the three workers dream of getting the better of their sexist and autocratic boss. The film’s success led to a five-season TV series of the same name and a musical stage adaptation.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
An actress playing daughter to her real-life father.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
In Tyria, 5 dragon eggs are about to hatch, and people from all over the land have gathered for the big event. After hatching, each dragon sought out a human companion from the crowd, with whom they would form a lifelong bond. No 2 dragons are the same color, and each human chosen lives in a different village. From the clues below, can you determine the name, color and hatching order of each dragon, as well as the name and village of their chosen companions?

1) The dragon that will reside in Cranston hatched before Krale and after the one that bonded with Ahren.

2) Evan (who is not from Greystone) was not chosen by Zuria, nor was he chosen by the green dragon.

3) Azazeal (who did not hatch 4th) hatched before the red dragon, but after the bronze (who did not choose Raven).

4) No dragon chose a human whose name begins with the same letter as their own. On the same note, no dragon’s name begins with the same letter as their color.

5) The dragons hatched in the following order: Bael, the one whose companion is from Cairn, the blue dragon, the purple dragon, and the one who chose Jaron.

6) Jaabel did not choose Brandon (who isn’t from Summerhaven), or Raven (who isn’t from Shadowbrook).

7) Raven of Summerhaven was honored to have been chosen by Azazeal.

8) Jaabel hatched before the dragon that bonded with Brandon and after the one that will go to Shadowbrook with Ahren.

Answer: Answers are listed in order of hatching:
1) Bael, green, Ahren, Shadowbrook
2) Jaabel, bronze, Evan, Cairn
3) Azazeal, blue, Raven, Summerhaven
4) Zuria, purple, Brandon, Cranston
5) Krale, red, Jaron, Greystone

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair
of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from
‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.

1. Claw – At
2. Rag – Below
3. Shred – Ban
4. Table – Seven
5. Potless – Purse

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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