WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JULY 31, 2024
Here’s The Story…..
I’m the postmaster for a small town in Pennsylvania. One of my regular customers,
Jeff, bought several sheets of newly released commemorative stamps.
Soon after he left, a woman came in carrying two crisp sheets of Harry
Houdini stamps she’d found in the parking lot.
The next morning, I gave Jeff the sheets of stamps he’d lost. “You know,” Jeff said to me,
“I’m not at all that surprised the Houdini stamps reappeared.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“There’s a proposal in Congress to allow rich people who feel they don’t pay enough income
tax to voluntarily pay more. Economists say this could bring in as much as $75 a year.” -Jay Leno
“Some protesters brought their kids to the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations. Some of the kids
got bored and decided to occupy Sesame Street instead.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence. Residents of L.A.
were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Helping me sort clothes into “save” and “give away” piles, my six-year-old
daughter came across a garter belt. “What’s this?” she asked.
“It’s a garter belt,” I said. Seeing that meant nothing to her,
I added, “It’s for holding up stockings.”
“Ah,” she said, carefully placing it in the “save” pile,
“we’ll use it next Christmas Eve.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
An actress playing daughter to her real-life father.
Answer: “On Golden Pond” actress playing daughter to her real-life father.
This 1981 film saw Jane Fonda acting with her father Henry Fonda in his final film role. Her on-screen mother was Katharine Hepburn who won an Oscar for her acting, as did Henry Fonda in his role. The rights to the screenplay were bought by Jane Fonda with her father in mind. The on-screen father/daughter estrangement echoed their real life situation. A lifelong political activist, her acting career started in the late 1950s with stage work, leading to films then TV. She also became a fitness guru, making exercise videos for 30 years from the 1980s.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
Bror von Blixen-Finecke was the real-life Swedish nobleman described in the autobiographical movie!
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair
of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from
‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- Claw – At
- Rag – Below
- Shred – Ban
- Table – Seven
- Potless – Purse
Answer: 1. Law – Act
- Rage – Blow
- Shed – Barn
- Stable – Even
- Spotless – Pure
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
One day, five mothers each brought their only child to the zoo. The children had a glorious time together watching the different animals and eating their favorite snacks. The kids were so good, at the end of the day each mother let her child get one item from the souvenir shop as they were leaving the zoo. Can you determine the full name of each child, each child’s favorite snack and animal, and the souvenir each brought home?
- Julia, who loves cotton candy, didn’t like the elephants. Mary didn’t get a caramel apple. The child who got the stuffed animal liked the giraffes best.
- Alan Rivera, the girl who liked the lions, and the child who got the activity set didn’t want to leave the zoo.
- Neither of the boys got fried dough, but one got nachos and the other one liked the monkeys best. Tom didn’t get a poster.
- The Gomez child almost got a coloring book with Mary but finally decided on a poster.
- Tom, whose last name isn’t Lozada, got a toy gun but didn’t get a caramel apple. The Rodriguez child had fried dough.
- Beth, who didn’t like the giraffes or the elephants best, got an activity set.
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