WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 6, 2024

Here’s The Story….
Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes…

The first, a Florida surgeon, says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside of them is color coded.”

The third, a California surgeon, says: “No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, no spine, and
the head and the bottom’s are interchangeable.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A Vatican cardinal said Jesus was the original tweeter. I don’t know
how popular he was. He only had 12 followers.” -Conan O’Brien

“A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells
like whiskey. I think my dad’s been wearing that cologne for 40 years.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at
higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help
you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An weathered farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge
of their pig-pen when the woman wistfully recalled that the next
week would mark their Silver wedding anniversary. ‘Let’s kill a pig
and have a big BBQ party, Homer,’ she suggested.’
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. ‘Gee, Ethel,’ he finally answered,
‘I don’t see why the pig should suffer for
something that happened 25 years ago.'” 🙄🙄

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a Australian concert pianist.

Answer: Shine!
Of Polish descent, David Helfgott is an Australian concert pianist. The biographical film “Shine” traces the life of Helfgott from his brilliance on the stage to the anguish of his mental breakdown. Geoffrey Rush’s portrayal of Helfgott earned him an Oscar for Best Actor.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this???
This movie is about a hero who is a vampire hunter seeking revenge for his mother’s death.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
David Van Gogh (pronounced “Go”) had many relatives. Can you guess by the clues who they are?

Example: His dizzy Aunt?
Answer: Verti-Gogh

How many other relatives can you guess?

A fruit loving cousin?
The Grandfather from Yugoslavia?
The cousin from Illinois?
His Mexican cousin?
His Great Grandfather who drove a stage coach?
The ballroom dancing aunt?
The bird lover Uncle?
A sister who loved disco?
And his niece who travels the country in a van?

Answer: A fruit loving cousin: Man-Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U-Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chica-Gogh
His Mexican cousin: Amee-Gogh
His Great Grandfather who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar-Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan-Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Flamin-Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go-Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay-Gogh

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Aargon the evil aardvark has five ant captives locked up in cages. He decides to eat them in a certain order and they are all to be cooked in different ways with a different herb or spice. Can you determine this evil aardvark’s intentions?

Ant-acid is not to be eaten first or last.

Cumin is to be used with the ant to be eaten in 4th place, but is not to be used with the ant to be grilled.

Ant-O’Knee is to be grilled or steamed but not with ginger.

Ant-ique is to be eaten 2 places ahead of the ant to be cooked with garlic.

The ant to be eaten raw is to be eaten after Ant-ique, but before Ant-acid.

Ant-enna is not to be eaten fried or raw and is not to be eaten in 4th place.

Mint is to be eaten directly before the coriander.

The ant to be eaten in 3rd position is to be baked, but not with coriander or ginger.

Positions: 1st to 5th.
Ants: Ant-O’Knee, Ant-acid, Ant-elope, Ant-enna & Ant-ique.
Cooking Method: Fried, Baked, Raw, Steamed & Grilled.
Spice/Herb: Garlic, Cumin, Coriander, Ginger & Mint.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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