WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 9, 2024
Things I never learned in high school:
- What taxes are.
- How to do taxes.
- How to vote.
- Anything to do with banking.
- How to buy a car or a house.
But I’m so glad I know the Pythagorean Theorem!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A motorcycle gang in Canada is attacking businesses they don’t like by
giving them mass one-star reviews online. They’re the fearsome badass
biker gang known as ‘Yelp’s Angels.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new poll has found that a majority of Americans believe the government
is spying on them. ‘No, we’re not,’ said your microwave.” -Seth Meyers
“The workout company CrossFit is now getting into the meal delivery business.
But their meal kit is getting mixed reviews because, well, it isn’t really a meal,
it’s nothing but ten pounds of raw meat. And you thought your
dog chased the mailman before.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tourist on a diving charter off the coast of Florida asks the
blond dive master: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the blond replies: “Think about it! If they fell forward,
they’d still be in the boat.”😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a hero who is a vampire hunter seeking revenge for his mother’s death.
Answer: Blade!
Blade is a Marvel Comics superhero who is a vampire hunter. Seeking revenge for his mother’s death, Blade is on a mission to kill every vampire he can lay his hands on. Blade is supposed to be a Dhampir, a creature from Balkan folklore who is half-human and half-vampire. However, he has all the strengths of the vampire, but none of its weaknesses, giving him supernatural ability to kill vampires. “Blade” was the first in a trilogy of films centered on this Marvel character.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I despise rapists. For me, you’re somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you’re really thirsty. But, in your case, I’ll make an exception.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Aargon the evil aardvark has five ant captives locked up in cages. He decides to eat them in a certain order and they are all to be cooked in different ways with a different herb or spice. Can you determine this evil aardvark’s intentions?
Ant-acid is not to be eaten first or last.
Cumin is to be used with the ant to be eaten in 4th place, but is not to be used with the ant to be grilled.
Ant-O’Knee is to be grilled or steamed but not with ginger.
Ant-ique is to be eaten 2 places ahead of the ant to be cooked with garlic.
The ant to be eaten raw is to be eaten after Ant-ique, but before Ant-acid.
Ant-enna is not to be eaten fried or raw and is not to be eaten in 4th place.
Mint is to be eaten directly before the coriander.
The ant to be eaten in 3rd position is to be baked, but not with coriander or ginger.
Positions: 1st to 5th.
Ants: Ant-O’Knee, Ant-acid, Ant-elope, Ant-enna & Ant-ique.
Cooking Method: Fried, Baked, Raw, Steamed & Grilled.
Spice/Herb: Garlic, Cumin, Coriander, Ginger & Mint.
Answer: Ant / Method / Position / Herb/Spice
Ant-O’Knee / Steamed / 4th /Cumin
Ant-acid / Baked / 3rd / Garlic
Ant-elope / Raw / 2nd / Coriander
Ant-enna / Grilled / 5th / Ginger
Ant-ique / Fried / 1st / Mint
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A rich old lady died and left all her money to her grandchildren and her children. At the end of the will she stated that she had one last thing to give away: her precious diamond. She gave a clue to where it might be. She said “it’s in a cylinder surrounded by a thousand squares.” One grandchild said, “I know where it is,” and found it. Where was it?
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