WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 12, 2024

HERES THE STORY….
My wife has these days when she wants us to “talk about things.”
On one of these occasions we were discussing our future so I asked her,
“What would you do if I die before you do?”

After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing
situation with two or three other single or widowed women who might
be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then she asked me, “What will you do if I die first?”

I replied, “Probably the same thing.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new study, women are more attracted to men
who talk less. Which is why you often overhear women say,
‘Check out that mime.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Indonesia’s anti-drug chief is proposing that the country put
narcotics offenders in a jail on an island surrounded by crocodiles.
The plan is to send the inmates food supplies every day but they
will have to survive on their own. This already sounds like a
reality TV show I would totally watch.” -James Corden

“A cellist in Oregon was arrested after police found over 100
pounds of marijuana in his car trunk. Thankfully, when they
pulled him over, he didn’t resort to violins.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to
see a fortune-tellers tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh,
he went inside and sat down.

“Ah…..” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.
“I see you are the father of two children.”

“That’s what you think”, the man laughed. I’m the father of THREE children.”
The woman grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think!”

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
The movie plot centers on a bus carrying a full load of passengers. A bomb is
placed on the bus and it’s set to go off if the speed drops.

Answer: Speed!
Director Jan de Bont’s first film, “Speed” featured Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, and Sandra Bullock in key roles. The plot centres on a bus carrying a full load of passengers. A bomb is placed on the bus and it’s set to go off if the speed falls below 50 kmph.
The movie unexpectedly did quite well at the box office and even won two technical Oscars. This success led to a sequel, set on a cruise ship. While the ship ended up safe, the movie tanked.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
In this movie the Princess rebels against tradition and refuses to get married, instead wanting to make her own way in the world.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
A science teacher told his after school class, “Whoever can get this egg into this smaller glass bottle will win no homework for a week! The rules are: the egg has to go into the bottle in one piece, and you can’t break the bottle. You can also use anything in the science lab. So, do we have any volunteers?”

A boy raised his hand and the teacher pointed at him. The boy took the egg and looked around the science lab for the things he could use. He saw some writing paper, a pack of matches, some vinegar, a sink, and the glass bottle. By the end of the after school class, the boy had gotten the egg into the smaller bottle.

How did he do it?

Note that, without doing anything to the egg, the egg can’t fit into the bottle.

Answer: First, soak the egg in the vinegar which softens the shell without compromising the egg. Next, take some of the writing paper and shred it into pieces. Take the shredded pieces and put them into the glass bottle. Take a match and light a fire inside the bottle with the shredded paper. After, take the vinegar-soaked egg and put it on the top of the bottle so no oxygen can get into the bottle. The fire heats up the air inside the bottle and the air expands, pushing some of the air out. When the oxygen is used up, the fire dies and the air in the bottle begins to cool and contract. Since the egg is blocking the mouth, new air can’t get in and a pressure difference is built up which eventually pushes the egg into the bottle. After a short while, the shell will harden and that’s how the egg got into the bottle.

TODAY’S MOVIE QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD. SUPER SOLVING JOB KIM!👍👍👍

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
There once was a family of spies. One of them is celebrating his birthday, and the Mommy spy gave him gifts. The celebrant did not say anything; instead he gave this set of words:

toes
heat
ambition
nose
kiss
see
for
oneupmanship
route
tough

And because the family are spies, the Mom understood the message.

What was the message?

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