WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2024

HERES THE STORY….
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat,
the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.

He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”

The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
“How do fish breathe underwater?”

Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”

Again, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know, son.”

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says,
“Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”

“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A British tech company has debuted new technology that lets clothing
store mannequins talk about the outfit they are displaying. Said the
inventor, ‘The idea came to me in a nightmare.'” -Seth Meyers

“Scientists have discovered a species of fish that surrounds itself with
uglier fish in order to look more attractive. However, scientists could
not identify which sorority it belongs to.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from
getting drunk off of alcohol. It’s perfect for the drinker who wants all
the calories of alcohol but none of the fun.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A pretty young blonde stood at the bank cashier’s window and smiled.
“I’d like to cash this check, please,” she said, handing it over.

The teller examined the check and said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?”

For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over, then with a bright look
she fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror,
glanced in it and with relief said, “Yes! It’s me, all right!”

The clerk said, “No Ma’am, you misunderstood me. We require a photo identification.”

The girl searched her bag again and found a picture with a group of people.
“This is a recent family photo,” she explained. “That’s me, third from the left.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie ia about four friends who accidentally hit a pedestrian with their car and decide to cover up the accident.

Answer: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Barry Cox is a character from the movie “I Know What You Did Last Summer.” In the movie, Barry is one of the four friends who accidentally hit a pedestrian with their car and decide to cover up the accident. However, their secret comes back to haunt them a year later when they start receiving anonymous messages threatening to reveal their crime. Barry, played by actor Ryan Phillippe, is portrayed as a hot-headed and aggressive character who often clashes with the other characters. Interestingly, Phillippe was initially hesitant to take on the role of Barry because he didn’t want to be typecast as a “bad boy” character, but ultimately decided to take the part because he was drawn to the film’s suspenseful plot.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie tells the story of a teenage girl named Nicole who falls in love with a charming and mysterious boy named David.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Down below the shining moon
Around the trees, a sacred gloom
Running with the midnight sky
Knowing the thing that makes you cry
Night is full with my essence
Eternal light betrays my presence
Soaring through my endless task
Shadows are my faithful mask

Answer: Darkness (the first letter of every sentence spells out “DARKNESS”)

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Inspector Ixolite of the Yard was investigating a murder at Nottonmye Manor.
It was a difficult case, and Ixolite was completely stumped until he noticed a message sent to him by the killer cunningly hidden in a newspaper advertisement selling Car Licence Plates.
Inspector Ixolite thought about it for a while, and when he had solved the puzzle, immediately arrested the guilty man.

Q1) How did Ixolite know the advert was a clue for him?

Q2) Solve the code and tell me who Ixolite arrested.

This is the newspaper advert (Car licence plates for sale) that Inspector Ixolite saw.

Plates For Sale;

[W 05 NWO]
[H 13 HSR ]
[O 05 EBM]
[D 08 UNE]
[U 10 HTY]
[N 04 BRE]
[N 16 TTE]
[I 26 LHC ]
[T 10 AEE]
[I 26 CNA]
[X 22 VDA]

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