WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 17, 2024
HERES THE STORY….
The company my brother worked for had a phone system that rerouted
after-hours calls. If any calls came in on a certain line while he was working
late, Dave knew it would be a wrong number. It got to the point where as
soon as the phone rang, Dave would pick up and say, “Psychic Hotline.
I’m sorry, but you’ve dialed the wrong number.”
The caller would often reply with something like, “But I didn’t even ask to
speak to anyone yet. How did you know I dialed the wrong…. Oh!” (Click.)
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Two thieves stole $16,000 worth of iPhones from a New York Apple store
by dressing as Apple ‘Geniuses.’ Police are on the lookout
for two ‘Actual Geniuses.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A European perfume company has released a series of ‘Star Wars’ themed
scents called Empire, Jedi, and Amidala. It’s the perfect cologne for
what is almost certainly your first date.” -Seth Meyers
“Last night, the last primary was held in Washington, D.C. The primaries
being over reminds me what my brother used to say when I was a kid:
‘I’m going to keep punching you in the face but it will feel
so good when it’s over.'” -Stephen Colbert
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I
intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher.
“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll pack some more trays and have them
ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”
Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher’s voice boom over the
public-address system: “Will the gentleman who was looking for
bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a classic teen comedy that takes place on the night of a high school graduation party.
Answer: Can’t Hardly Wait!
Amanda Beckett is a character from the movie Can’t Hardly Wait. The movie is a classic teen comedy that takes place on the night of a high school graduation party. Amanda is the popular girl in school who is the object of affection for the main character, Preston.
The movie features a star-studded cast including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ethan Embry, and Seth Green. Can’t Hardly Wait has become a cult classic and is known for its iconic soundtrack featuring popular 90s bands such as Blink-182 and Third Eye Blind.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie follows the story of high school jock, who makes a bet with his friends that he can turn any girl into the prom queen.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, your job is to form eight (8) complete words from list A, B, & C. In each list, there are parts of words. Choose one word part from each list (A, B, C) to form the new word.
Example:
CORN + ERST + ONE = CORNERSTONE
List A:
FOR
ANT
EM
BOO
PER
IN
MAT
NO
List B:
CUB
IS
ME
ON
IT
EN
AD
PA
List C:
COPE
THY
DAY
SIC
ATE
RUST
RANG
OR
Answer: 1. FORENSIC
- ANTITRUST
- EMPATHY
- BOOMERANG
- PERISCOPE
- INCUBATE
- MATADOR
- NOONDAY
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Boudreaux, a master dartsman, was bragging to his bar mates that he was such a consummate player, he could hit the dartboard in any location at will.
“I’ll wager a hundred dollars that, no matter what position you name on the board, I’ll be able to hit it.”
Thibedeaux, tired of Boudreaux’s windbaggery, shouted out an answer.
Boudreaux stammered for a few moments and at first refused to pay. The other bar patrons, however, made sure he held up his end of the wager. Boudreaux slammed a hundred dollar bill on the counter and stormed out.
Where on the dartboard did Thibedeaux suggest?
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