WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 18, 2024

Here’s the Story….
A therapist has a theory that the more often couples make love, the
happier they are. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled,
“How many people here make love 2 to 3 times a week?” Half the people
raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “How about once a week?”
A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less
vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks,
“OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands.
The therapist is shocked as this lone aberration disproves his theory.
“If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “what are you so happy about?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!” 😳😳

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

The British are about to vote on whether to exit the European Union.
They call it the Brexit, which, in America, of course is the meal
between breakfast and exiting breakfast.” -Stephen Colbert

“The FDA has approved a device for weight loss that sucks the food
out of your stomach through an abdominal incision. Or, you could
just try a salad some time.” -Conan O’Brien

“A Georgia man is facing charges after he tried to enter a Waffle
House completely naked. Ugh. Can you imagine? Walking into
a Waffle House barefoot?” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At an art gallery, a woman and her 10 year old son were having
a tough time choosing between two paintings. They finally
chose and went with the autumn themed one.

“I see you prefer an autumn scene as opposed to a floral one,”
said the gallery owner, who happened to be nearby
and witnessed the mother-son interaction.

“No,” said the boy. “This painting is wider, so it’ll cover t
he three holes I put in the wall.”😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a third-class passenger who falls in love with first-class passenger.

Answer: Titanic!
Jack Dawson is a character from the movie Titanic. Played by Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack is a third-class passenger who falls in love with first-class passenger Rose DeWitt Bukater, played by Kate Winslet. The film, directed by James Cameron, was a massive critical and commercial success, winning 11 Academy Awards including Best Picture. Interestingly, the character of Jack Dawson was not based on a real person, but rather was a fictional creation by Cameron. Despite this, the character has become iconic in popular culture and is often referenced in various forms of media.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a character from a popular movie.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Eating white is what I mostly do
If quick enough, a fruit and some things blue

When you see pink, sky blue, orange, or red
It would be wise to turn my yellow head

In a dark room with blue walls
I run from the ghosts that roam the halls

What am I?

Answer: Pacman (Braingle version)
Pacman usually eats the white dots. When a fruit pops up, he may get it or it disappears. When Pacman eats the bigger white dots, the ghosts turn blue and he is able to eat them.
The colors of the ghosts are pink, sky blue, orange and red. When you are coming close to one, you should turn the other way.
The background is black and the maze walls are blue.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled
the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) a bone in the leg
1b) arboreal mammal, common to Madagascar
1c) to take exception or object

2a) a mixture of liquids, as for medicine
2b) a liquid preparation for cosmetic use
2c) an opinion or view

3a) something having a spiral or twisted form
3b) to hold back or restrain
3c) the thick part of coagulated milk

4a) to beat or damage with repeated blows
4b) to trade by exchange of goods
4c) good-natured witty joking

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