WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 23, 2024

Here’s the Story….
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Butt clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off the right
strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders
forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to
his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained
T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body,
and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,
“What the world’re ya doing, Billy Bob?”

“Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. “But me ‘n the wife been havin trouble lately in the
bedroom d’partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A controversial 1,200-year-old document has been found that shows
evidence that Jesus was married. I don’t believe it. What married guy
gets to spend all his free time with his 12 buddies?” -Conan O’Brien

“The Cleveland Zoo announced today that its rare black rhinoceros is
pregnant. They made the announcement right after she confirmed
it with her rhino-cologist.” -Seth Meyers

“Chipotle is considering opening a new restaurant that specializes in
hamburgers. After what their burritos did, Chipotle now wants
to ruin a new set of buns.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One evening after dinner, a five-year-old son noticed that his mother
had gone out and he asked, “Where did mommy go?”
His father told him, “Mommy is at a Tupperware party.”
This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. “What’s a Tupperware party, Dad?”
The man had always given my son honest answers, so he figured a
simple explanation would be the best approach. “Well, son,” he said,
“at a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other.”
He nodded, indicating that he understood this curious pastime.
Then he burst into laughter. “Come on, Dad,” he said. “What is it really?”

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a character from a popular movie.

Answer: Titanic!
Jack Dawson is a character from the movie Titanic. Played by Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack is a third-class passenger who falls in love with first-class passenger Rose DeWitt Bukater, played by Kate Winslet. The film, directed by James Cameron, was a massive critical and commercial success, winning 11 Academy Awards including Best Picture. Interestingly, the character of Jack Dawson was not based on a real person, but rather was a fictional creation by Cameron. Despite this, the character has become iconic in popular culture and is often referenced in various forms of media.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a steampunk western action-comedy film.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled
the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) a bone in the leg
1b) arboreal mammal, common to Madagascar
1c) to take exception or object

2a) a mixture of liquids, as for medicine
2b) a liquid preparation for cosmetic use
2c) an opinion or view

3a) something having a spiral or twisted form
3b) to hold back or restrain
3c) the thick part of coagulated milk

4a) to beat or damage with repeated blows
4b) to trade by exchange of goods
4c) good-natured witty joking

Answer: Pacman (Braingle version)
Pacman usually eats the white dots. When a fruit pops up, he may get it or it disappears. When Pacman eats the bigger white dots, the ghosts turn blue and he is able to eat them. The colors of the ghosts are pink, sky blue, orange and red. When you are coming close to one, you should turn the other way. The background is black and the maze walls are blue.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Each group of three definitions describes three words that
are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes
a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) a bone in the leg
1b) arboreal mammal, common to Madagascar
1c) to take exception or object

2a) a mixture of liquids, as for medicine
2b) a liquid preparation for cosmetic use
2c) an opinion or view

3a) something having a spiral or twisted form
3b) to hold back or restrain
3c) the thick part of coagulated milk

4a) to beat or damage with repeated blows
4b) to trade by exchange of goods
4c) good-natured witty joking

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