WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 25, 2024

Here’s the Story….
Dewey was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage
him, his teacher said, “You’ll know you’re really beginning to
get it when you start dreaming in French.”
Dewey ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher!
I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!”
“Great!” said the teacher; “what were they saying?”
“I don’t know,” Dewey replied;
“I couldn’t understand a word they were saying.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDEREFUL WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

One shop owner asks another, “So, have you had any responses to
your ad that you’re looking for a night watchman?”
“Yeah, we got robbed last night.”

An older man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son.
Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
“Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if anything happens
to me your mother is going to come and live with you.”

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for
his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him.
“Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?”
“I’ve got a kickstand,” the prospect replied.
“Is that the same thing?” 😳😳

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Needing to look up a phone number while at a friend’s house, my
teenage daughter asked for a phone book.
She might as well have asked for a papyrus scroll.
“A phone book?” asked her friend.
“You know,” said my daughter. “A book with numbers in it.”
“Oh,” said her friend as it dawned on her. “You mean a math book.” 😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a character from a movie about a teenage girl with
telekinetic powers who is bullied by her classmates.

Answer: Carrie!
Carrie is a character from a movie about a teenage girl with telekinetic powers who is bullied by her classmates and abused by her mother. The movie is a horror classic and has been adapted into various forms of media, including a Broadway musical. The character of Carrie has become an iconic figure in popular culture, representing the struggles of teenage girls and the consequences of bullying. The movie has also been praised for its portrayal of mental illness and the effects of trauma on individuals.
Despite its controversial themes, Carrie remains a beloved and influential movie in the horror genre.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a character who is a party-loving, hard-drinking, and womanizing football player.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
For each of the following four words, come up with another English word
that uses all THE SAME letters but in a different order.
The four words you come up with will rhyme with one another.

ONSET
NEWS
WRONG
HORNET

Answer: STONE
SEWN
GROWN
THRONE

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Seven letters are we,
Four different words we make.
Guess us or be ridiculed;
Your reputation’s at stake.

The first has pictures,
Paintings and such.
The second causes sneezing,
From ragweed or dust.
The third is an adverb,
It’s hard to explain
It’s the same as immensely
But it’s much more plain.
If you can act like a king,
this word you will sing.

These clues are sparse
This riddle may be tough.
But if you are smart
Then it will be enough.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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