WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 26, 2024

Here’s the Story….
Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to
the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, the first guy said,
“Panty stitcher…I sew the elastic onto women’s panties.”

The clerk looked up panty stitcher in her table. Finding it classed as
unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

The second guy was asked his occupation. “Diesel fitter,” he replied.

Diesel fitter is listed as a skilled job, so the clerk gave the second guy $600
a week. When the first guy found out he was furious. He stormed into the
office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, “Panty stitchers are unskilled, and diesel fitters are skilled labor.”
“What skill?!” yelled the panty stitcher.
“I sew the elastic, and he pulls on it and says, “Yep, dese’ll fit ‘er.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDEREFUL THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Toyota announced another massive recall because their airbags
can explode at any moment. Toyota then said,
‘Enjoy your holiday weekend.'” -Conan O’Brien

“The Fourth of July holiday weekend is almost upon us. The original
Brexit is the Fourth of July. It’s my favorite holiday. You don’t have
to wrap anything, other than bacon around a hot dog.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new survey found that half of all American employees have faked
a sick day. While the other half have just lied on a survey.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming to visit
her for the holidays. Someone asked how old her sister was, at which
she paused, thought for a bit, and then answered, “She’s half as
old as I am, that’s how I always remember.”

So someone else (okay, it was me) said, “That’s neat… So every year
that you age, she only ages half a year?” My co-worker thought about
that, and then said, “Oh, yeah, I guess it only works on even years.”😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a character who is a party-loving, hard-drinking, and womanizing football player.

Answer: Varsity Blues!
Charlie Tweeder is a character from the movie Varsity Blues. Tweeder is a party-loving, hard-drinking, and womanizing football player who is also a close friend of the main character, Mox. Interestingly, the actor who played Tweeder, Scott Caan, had to gain weight for the role as he was originally too thin. Caan also did most of his own stunts in the movie, including a scene where he jumps off a roof into a pool. Varsity Blues was a box office success, grossing over $54 million worldwide.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a dance instructor at a resort who falls in love with a young guest.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Seven letters are we,
Four different words we make.
Guess us or be ridiculed;
Your reputation’s at stake.

The first has pictures,
Paintings and such.
The second causes sneezing,
From ragweed or dust.
The third is an adverb,
It’s hard to explain
It’s the same as immensely
But it’s much more plain.
If you can act like a king,
this word you will sing.

These clues are sparse
This riddle may be tough.
But if you are smart
Then it will be enough.

Answer: Gallery, Allergy, Largely and Regally
A gallery has pictures and paintings
Allergies make you sneeze
Largely is somewhat difficult to describe – it is certainly a synonym for immensely, but not as strong.
Regally means to act royally, or kingly.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Four legs have I, a sturdy fellow
A fuzzy back that isn’t yellow
But (often) green or (rarely) red
A den is where I make my bed
My keepers feed me coloured balls
With sticks they store on my den walls
Sometimes I store them in my pouch
Sometimes deep in my belly; ouch!
That’s when you’ll see me acting strange
Instead of balls, I’ll eat your change
And that’s my cue to feed again
Chalk it up to hunger, friend!

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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