WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 1, 2024

Here’s the Story….
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she
wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.

The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.

Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”

Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”

Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”

Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”

“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway,
and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him,
‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDEREFUL TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A Vatican cardinal said Jesus was the original tweeter. I don’t know how
popular he was. He only had 12 followers.” -Conan O’Brien

“A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells like
whiskey. I think my dad’s been wearing that cologne for 40 years.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher
risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for
my boat, I also purchased an inflatable life preserver. “It was
my wife’s idea,” I explained to the grizzled salesman
at the counter. “She’s buying it for me as a gift.”
“Lucky you,” he said as he started to write up the order.
“My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block.”

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This film follows a group of soldiers during World War II as they search for a Private, who is the last surviving brother of four soldiers.

Answer: Saving Private Ryan!
James Ryan is the titular character in the movie Saving Private Ryan. The film follows a group of soldiers during World War II as they search for Private James Ryan, who is the last surviving brother of four soldiers. Interestingly, the character of James Ryan was actually inspired by the real-life story of the Niland brothers, four siblings who all served in World War II. The movie was directed by Steven Spielberg and stars Tom Hanks, and is known for its intense and realistic portrayal of war.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a strong and determined woman who becomes the target of time-traveling killer robots sent from the future.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A J really enjoyed stitching pictures and designs with her needle and thread. Not only did she love making things, she had lots of fun giving them away. Recently, she just completed five projects. Can you figure out who got each project, what the design was, what the main color was, and how big it was?

Recipients: Daughter, Granny, Husband, Mom, Niece
Designs: Butterfly, Clouds, Cross, Flower, Leaves
Main colors: Blue, Brown, Green, Red, White
Sizes: Extra Small, Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large

1) The five projects were the one for her mom, the one with clouds, the brown one, the medium one, and the extra large one.

2) A J decided to give her daughter, Rachel, the smallest one since it would go in her locker at school.

3) A J used (subtractive) primary colors for the butterfly and the flower.

4) A J’s mom got a project that has something to do with plants.

5) Rachel’s cousin got the medium sized project with a butterfly.

6) A J had a lot of red, so she made that the main color of the large project.

7) The project for A J’s granny was bigger than the white one and bigger than the one with a cross.

8) A J did not use brown on her husband’s design.

Answer: The daughter got a cross that was brown and extra small.
The granny got leaves that were green and extra large.
The husband got clouds that were white and small.
The mom got a flower that was red and large.
The niece got a butterfly that was blue and medium.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Handel has been killed and Beethoven is on the case. He has interviewed the four suspects and their statements are shown below. Each suspect has said two sentences. One sentence of each suspect is a lie and one sentence is the truth. Help Beethoven figure out who the killer is.

Joplin: I did not kill Handel. Either Grieg is the killer or none of us is.
Grieg: I did not kill Handel. Gershwin is the killer.
Strauss: I did not kill Handel. Grieg is lying when he says Gershwin is the killer.
Gershwin: I did not kill Handel. If Joplin did not kill him, then Grieg did.

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