WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 3, 2024
Here’s The Story…..
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying
by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he
picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a
young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked,
“What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt. I once
had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a new survey, about half of the world thinks kissing is gross.
That half is known as ‘married people.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A man set a new world record after kicking himself in the head 134 times
in one minute. He broke the previous record of zero.” -Conan O’Brien
“A winery in France is currently facing a rose shortage. For those of you
not familiar with these terms, a winery is a group of women
who have run out of rose.” -Seth Meyers 😗😂🤣
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I began thinking about my own mortality after I became a widow.
One day my daughter called home from college, and I announced
to her, “I think it’s time for us to talk about where I would like to be buried.”
“It’s way too soon to even think of anything like that,” she snapped
indignantly. Then there was a brief silence.
“Wait a minute, did you say married or buried?”
When I repeated buried, she said, “Oh, okay, sure.” 😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a character who is a determined and ambitious journalist who is willing to do whatever it takes to get a story, even if it means putting herself in danger.
Answer: Scream 2 Scream 3!
Gale Weathers is a character from the Scream movie franchise, portrayed by actress Courteney Cox. She is a determined and ambitious journalist who is willing to do whatever it takes to get a story, even if it means putting herself in danger. Throughout the series, Gale becomes more involved in the murders and investigations, eventually becoming a key player in solving the mysteries.
Interestingly, Cox’s character was originally written as a much older woman, but the filmmakers decided to cast a younger actress to add more sex appeal to the role.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie revolves around Josie, a copy editor at the Chicago Sun-Times, who goes undercover as a high school student to research a story.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
The following word pairs are anagrams which can be combined to
form the name of an animal. Try to figure it out.
- Zeal, Gel
- Neat, Help
- Boa, Luff
- Bow, Mat
- Evil, Owner
Answer: 1. Gazelle.
- Elephant.
- Buffalo.
- Wombat.
- Wolverine.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
My first describes when two objects collide
My second a pass or fail will decide
My third has an I.Q. on the low side
My whole will keep you safe for your new ride
What am I?
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