WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 4, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been
married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year,
trusts the number 5.

One day a friend informs the man that a horse named
Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track
that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.00 cash
from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.
Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth. 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A controversial 1,200-year-old document has been found that shows
evidence that Jesus was married. I don’t believe it. What married guy
gets to spend all his free time with his 12 buddies?” -Conan O’Brien

“The Cleveland Zoo announced today that its rare black rhinoceros is
pregnant. They made the announcement right after she confirmed
it with her rhino-cologist.” -Seth Meyers

“A man in Oregon was arrested for growing marijuana after police used
Google Earth to track him down. So if you’re one of those crazy conspiracy
theorists who thinks the government is watching you with
satellites from space, you were right.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really
good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity.
I gave twenty dollars to someone who was needy and down on his luck.”
“Twenty whole dollars? That’s a lot of money to just give away.
What did your husband say about it?”
“He said, ‘Thanks.'” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie revolves around Josie, a copy editor at the Chicago Sun-Times, who goes undercover as a high school student to research a story.

Answer: Never Been Kissed!
Josie Geller is the protagonist of the movie Never Been Kissed. The movie revolves around Josie, a copy editor at the Chicago Sun-Times, who goes undercover as a high school student to research a story. Josie’s mission is to fit in with the popular crowd and get her first kiss, but things don’t go as planned. Interestingly, the movie was filmed at several real high schools in California, and many of the extras were actual high school students. The film also features a star-studded cast, including Drew Barrymore, David Arquette, and Jessica Alba.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a former soldier turned adventurer who becomes entangled in a battle against an ancient mummy and other supernatural forces.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
My first describes when two objects collide
My second a pass or fail will decide
My third has an I.Q. on the low side
My whole will keep you safe for your new ride

What am I?

Answer: crash test dummy

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
On a rainy night, five gnomish characters huddled on stools at the bar of Rumplestiltskin’s Place and told their sad tales. Each had once had the good fortune to come across a beautiful maiden who was desperate to complete a different formidable task to win a king’s hand in marriage. Each gnome agreed to help, but only in exchange for the maiden’s first born child. Although the women hastily agreed, when the time came to pay their dues, they naturally resisted. Each gnome offered one final bargain. If the maiden could guess his name, she could keep her new born baby. Since each gnome had a rather odd name, he felt safe in offering the maiden a different number of guesses. Each was therefore horrified when he returned to the woman only to hear her promptly and calmly reciting his name! From the information provided, can you determine the name of the gnome who helped each woman and the task she had to complete, as well as the number of guesses each woman was given?

Gnomes: Arklesblatt, Dinkleberry, Haycocklebloo, Sneedermon, Zizzyrimple

Women: Bianca, Diana, Ione, Katrina, Valerie

Task: Crush rocks into diamonds, Roll roses into rubies, Spin flax into silver, Stir broth into myrrh, Stomp string into silk.

of Guesses: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

1. The woman who needed to spin flax into silver (who isn’t Diana) didn’t negotiate with Haycocklebloo. Dinkleberry didn’t give a queen either two or three guesses.
2. Queen Katrina was given fewer guesses than the woman helped by Sneedermon (who didn’t get either four or six guesses) but more chances than the lady Zizzyrimple assisted.
3. Valerie promised the king that she could roll roses into rubies. Neither Arklesblatt nor Haycocklebloo helped either Valerie or Diana. With Zizzyrimple’s assistance, Ione won the king’s hand in marriage.
4. The woman who was given six guesses (who isn’t the one Dinkleberry helped) isn’t the one who vowed she could stir broth into myrrh.
5. Bianca (who wasn’t required to spin flax into silver) is neither the woman Haycocklebloo helped nor the one who was trying to crush rocks into diamonds. Diana wasn’t granted four guesses.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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