WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 14, 2024
Here’s The Story…..
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug.
“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” Doug suggested.
“I just don’t think I can do that to my wife.”
“Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!”
So Bill went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.”
“Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried it so many times and it’s never worked.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I read about a woman in Pennsylvania who celebrated her 94th
birthday by jumping out of a plane. She thought she was just walking
into the bathroom – but still, good for her to experience that!” -Jimmy Fallon
“There is a major scandal in the world of the Iditarod. It turns out some
of the dogs in the race are on drugs. Dogs belonging to the four-time musher
tested positive for a banned substance. These are powerful drugs. Opioids.
These are the same drugs Santa uses to make his reindeer fly.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“The Pope said that married people should have more kids. When asked for
comment, married people said the Pope should have a kid and
then get back to us.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt
for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his
palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her.
She pushed him away. “Maybe your other models let you
kiss them,” she said, “but I’m not that kind!”
“Actually, I’ve never tried to kiss a model before,” he protested.
“Really?” she said, softening. “Well, how many models have there been?”
“Four so far,” he replied, thinking back. “A jug, two apples and a vase.” 😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a meeting in a church basement, and the regular attendees of the meeting.
Answer: Drunks!
This dark film about a meeting in a church basement, and the regular attendees of this meeting, was notable for its remarkable ensemble cast, including Dunaway, Parker Posey, Calista Flockart, Howard E. Rollins, Sam Rockwell, Dianne Weist and others.
Dunaway starred in “Albino Alligator” with Matt Dillon, as well as “Barfly” with Mickey Rourke. (“Albino Alligator” was directed by Kevin Spacey.) Amanda Plummer was in “Pulp Fiction” with John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Tim Roth, Uma Thurman, Bruce Willis and others, and is the daughter of actor Christopher Plummer.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a tale of a young couple who find their marriage cannot survive the problems they both have.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Swaff is sitting at his desk, being cool, when his younger brother Geemiee walks up. Geemiee had recently been practicing his (fake) magical powers, trying to turn cheese into more cheese, so he believes he can beat Swaff in anything. He sets up a little competition, the first to get 5 ounces of water to freeze, will be proclaimed the coolest guy in their home.
They set up some rules, as follows:
-They both can only use normal water that comes out of their stainless steel faucet.
-They both use identical containers
-They both must use the same freezer, at the same time.
Now, Swaff realizes that if he were to lose, he would become less cool, he just doesn’t roll like that. So, how can Swaff have the best chance of winning over Geemiee?
Answer: All Swaff has to do in order to be the winner is use hot water.
Geemiee, being less cool than Swaff, didn’t know that water with a hot average temperature freezes faster than water that is at room temperature. The phenomenon that hot water may freeze faster than cold is often called the Mpemba effect.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
There are so many words. If you take the letters found in the word
VALENTINES, using the clues below, can you figure out the words that can be made?
- A number between 8 and 10
- A person owned by another person
- An indigenous person
- To express anger, or a heating duct opening
- A person who stands watch and/or is watching
- Necessary to existence or well-being of something
- A type of beverage served in a pub
- Agreeably tolerant or permissive
- Lacking noise
- Foreign Language
- Goes away, or items that fall from trees and need raking
- Opposite of odd
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