WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 17, 2024

Here’s The Story…..
A Swiss guy in New York is looking for directions, so he
pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.
“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.
The two Americans just stare at him.
“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.
“Parlare Italiano?” No response.
“Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American
turns to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”
“Why?” says the other. “That guy knew four foreign languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I saw a new study that says that eating over 1,500 pieces of candy corn
could actually kill you. Which shouldn’t be a problem since the current
record for eating a piece of candy corn is two.” -Jimmy Fallon

“It was National Stress Awareness day today and due to the election, plenty
of people have something to be stressed about. In fact, when asked on a
scale of one to 10 how stressed they are right now, most voters
punched the pollster in the face.” -James Corden

“A skydiver uploaded a video of himself jumping out of a plane and solving
a Rubik’s cube during free fall. And to prove that he actually solved it,
the funeral was open casket.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Little Johnny’s mother overheard him reciting his homework:
“Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the
son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch…”

“Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Watch your language!
You’re not allowed to use those kinds of words.”

“But, Mom,” replied the boy, “that’s what the teacher taught us,
and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it.”

Next day Johnny’s mother called the teacher to complain.
“Oh, heavens,” said the teacher. “That’s not what I taught them.
They’re supposed to say, ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'”

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about after a tragedy, a young man turns from a life of crime to one of helping others.

Answer: Jesus’ Son!
After a tragedy, a young man turns from a life of crime to one of helping others.
Crudup was in “Almost Famous” with Kate Hudson and Patrick Fugit, “The Piano” starred Hunter, Harvey Keitel, and Sam Neil, and “The Ref” featured Leary pitted against Kevin Spacey and Judy Davis.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an unfortunate hero who can’t break away from his mob past, no matter how hard he tries.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Find all ten words described below.

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The first word you’ll need
is a tool used to snare.
Reverse and add one:
a dwelling filled with fresh air.

Append the letter H
to find a metric sort of part.
Now change N to E to get
a smile, at its heart.

Tack on an ‘I N G’
to make a baby’s cross to bear.
Remove the center two
and find a golfer’s action there.

Add an S and drop the E’s:
A painful bite you’ll see.
Add one to the end: you will make
penny-pinching, miserly.

Put first 2 and last 2 out the door,
What’s left is really cool.
Only keep the first half of that
And now you find the fool.

Answer: NET (a tool used to snare)
TENT (a dwelling filled with fresh air)
TENTH (a metric sort of part)
TEETH (a smile, at its heart)
TEETHING (what a baby suffers from — its “cross to bear”)
TEEING (a golfer’s action)
STING (A painful bite)
STINGY (penny-pinching, miserly)
IN (really cool — i.e. the “in” thing)
I (I am the fool, after all. Or does it refer to you? 😀 )

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
You hear my sound; But that’s not me
In fact, we look quite differently
I can have one; it always has two; I can have three
It can be anywhere, but I like sitting in a tree
It comes in many different forms
But I usually come in one
I have an assortment of colours
But eat me & I’m done
It can represent a bond
I can be used to jam
Can you figure out
What it is & what I am?

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