WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 23, 2024

Here’s The Story……
A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem.
After the visit the man asks, “How much do I owe you?”
“My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician.
“Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!”
“In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose I could adjust my fee to three hundred.”
“Three hundred dollars? For one visit? Ridiculous.”
“Well, then, could you afford two hundred?”
“Who has that kind of money?”
“Look, replies the doctor,” growing irritated,
“Just give me a hundred and get out of my office, okay?”
“I can give you fifty,” says the man. “Take it or leave it.”
“I don’t understand you,” says the doctor. “Why did you come to the
most expensive doctor in New York if you have no money?”
“Listen, Doctor,” says the patient, “When it comes to my health, nothing is too good!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A guy in New York is selling the world’s largest video game collection, which
includes 11,000 games. He doesn’t really want to sell it, but he needs some
way to pay for the divorce.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Colorado man unsuccessfully tried to break into a University of Colorado ATM
by spraying it with acid and waiting for it to eat the protective covering away.
He was caught when authorities examined the three hours of
security footage of his face.” -Seth Meyers

“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too
much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which children
immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A worker in the reference department of the Library of Congress received
a call asking the meaning of the phrase “without recourse.” He consulted
a legal dictionary and furnished this definition, “Said of a signer of a
document when he takes no responsibility for the face of the document.”
“Thank you,” said the voice at the other end of the wire. “I have an
autographed photograph of Coolidge. It’s signed,
“Without recourse, Calvin Coolidge.” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man whose father died, and left just about everything to his brother and he goes to see his brother to get what he believes is rightfully his.

Answer: Rain Man!
“Rain Man” stars Tom Cruise as Charlie Babbitt and Dustin Hoffman as his older brother Raymond. Ray has autism and has been in a special home, and Charlie doesn’t remember him. However, their father died, and left just about everything to Ray, so Charlie goes to see his brother to get what he believes is rightfully his. He decides to take Ray with him to Los Angeles in hopes of getting custody and the money. Ray is afraid to fly, so they end up driving to LA from Ohio. Ray keeps talking about needing to go to K-mart to buy underwear. Charlie tells him, “K-mart sucks.” While they are at a restaurant, Ray is upset he doesn’t have toothpicks. A waitress named Sally Dibbs (Bonnie Hunt) gets some but drops some. Ray keeps saying, “82.” Charlie asks him what he’s talking about.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a farm boy who becomes the famous Dread Pirate Roberts.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
As part of a lesson the Middle Ages, a ninth-grade teacher spent a day teaching about medieval heraldry. To spice things up, he offered extra credit to any student who took the time to research his or her family history. The students’ enthusiasm made the lesson a success. From the information provided, can you determine the crest and motto belonging to the family of each student?

First Names: Fiona, Howard, Missy, Paul, Shannon

Last Names: Cole, Killman, Nathanson, Ruff, Zeigler

Crest: griffin, helmet, mastiff, rising sun, three stars

Motto: Ad Finem Fidelis, Ex Merito, In Veritate Victoria, Omnia Pro Bono, Te Ipsum Nosce

1. The family crest of the student surnamed Nathanson (who isn’t Shannon) depicts three stars.
2. Fiona Kilmann’s family crest depicts a rising sun, but isn’t the one inscribed with the motto “Ex Merito” (which means “With Merit”).
3. Shannon’s family’s motto is “In Veritate Victoria” (which means “Victory in Truth”).
4. Missy’s family’s motto is “Omnia Pro Bono” (which means “All Things for Good”).
5. The student surnamed Zeigler isn’t the one whose family crest is a helmet.
6. Howard Cole’s family crest depicts a griffin.
7. The crest depicting a mastiff is inscribed with the motto “Ad Finem Fidelis” (which means “Faithful to the End”).

Answer: Fiona Killman, rising sun, Te Ipsum Nosce
Howard Cole, griffin, Ex Merito
Missy Nathanson, three stars, Omnia Pro Bono
Paul Zeigler, mastiff, Ad Finem Fidelis
Shannon Ruff, helmet, In Veritate Victoria

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
There are seven parts to this riddle,
Each is part of a greater whole.
You see most of these,
Everyday as you please:

First is what I did to a book yesterday,
Second mixes with apples.
Third is a shout, then “ouch” you say,
Fourth shares the sound of mean.
Fifth is what the wind had done,
The sixth is often skipped.
The last and final can be called by two names,
If roses are this, then which is the blue one?

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