WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 29, 2024
Here’s The Story……
[This is an old, old one, but still one of my favorites…]
A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in
their family to go to college. So he and the wife save every penny for
years and when the big day comes for junior to leave for school,
the old man is the proudest he’s ever been.
After the first semester junior comes home for Christmas break and the
old man sits him down for a talk. “Well, boy, you been at school for three
months now, I want you to tell me some of that fancy book learnin’.”
So junior says, “My favorite class is math, pa.
Just last week we learned a new formula…Pi r squared.”
At hearing this the old man screws up his eyes and smacks his forehead,
“Dog gone-it! I spent all that money on schooling and all you can tell me
is Pi r squared? Why everybody knows pie are round… CORNBREAD are squared!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A London architect has come up with a concept for a floating hotel that is
self-sustaining and could potentially move around the world. Great job,
architect. You just invented the cruise ship.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study shows that elected leaders don’t live as long as their defeated
opponents. So if there’s a candidate you really don’t like, vote for them.” -Stephen Colbert
“Researchers at the Center for Tobacco Control at Scotland University are
working on an invention: Talking packs of cigarettes that warn smokers
about the side effects of tobacco. I don’t know; that actually
might make me START smoking.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.
The first spaceman says, “The dominant life forms on the
earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.”
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks,
“Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first spaceman says, “I don’t think so.
They have them aimed at themselves.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a girl and her family at a resort in the Catskill Mountains for the summer,
where the girl learns about a whole new way of dancing.
Answer: Dirty Dancing!
“Dirty Dancing” stars Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle, a dance instructor, and Jennifer Grey as Francis “Baby” Houseman.
Baby and her family are at the Kellerman’s resort in the Catskill Mountains for the summer, where Baby learns about a whole new way of dancing. When she goes to explore, she runs into Billy (Neal Jones). He has some watermelons that he’s taking inside where the others are and hands her one. She meets Johnny, who questions why Billy brought her, and she tells him, “I carried a watermelon.” Baby and Johnny quickly fall in love and are sleeping together. Robbie (Max Cantor), a waiter at the resort, comments that he picked the wrong girl (he was dating Baby’s sister Lisa (Jane Brucker) but also sleeps around. Robbie says, “Well, it looks like I picked the wrong sister. Johnny gets angry, and he and Robbie fight, but then Johnny tells him, “you’re not worth it,” and walks away. At the end of the movie, Johnny, who was fired earlier, returns to do the last dance as he has always done. He stops at the table where the Houseman family is sitting. Baby is in the corner, so he tells them, “Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” He then takes her up on stage to do the final dance with him. Fun fact: Patrick Swayze did not like the line “nobody puts Baby in the corner” and tried to get them to remove it from the script.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an orca whale being kept in captivity at an aquarium and performing in shows. A twelve-year-old foster child with behavior issues become unlikely friends with the orca.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Inside each set of the following words, there is a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
- Firecracker/Misconstruing
- Blockbuster/Doohickey
- Shunting/Bespeckled
- Proliferation/Climbable
- Heartstrings/Consciences
Answer: 1. Rack & Ruin
- Lock & Key
- Hunt & Peck
- Life & Limb
- Arts & Sciences
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I have 7 letters.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7
Letters 1-2-6-3-5-4-7 mean the compactness of something.
Letters 7-2-4-5 mean a legendary large, hairy creature that is said to inhabit the Himalayas.
Letters 7-2-3 mean something that is said to show approval, which you wouldn’t be saying if you were trying to 1-2-6-7 something.
Letters 4-5-2-1 mean that everything is equal.
The whole word means a predetermined course of events.
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