WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 4, 2024

Here’s The Story……
Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare airport
in Chicago. Along with hotel accommodations, the airline
issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or “chit.” That
evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.
“Is this chit worth $10?” I asked.
Looking up nervously, the cashier responded,
“I’m sorry, sir. Was the meal that bad?” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study reveals that the average fast-food chicken nugget is almost
60 percent fat. The study also says that the average fast-food customer
is almost 60 percent chicken nuggets.” -Conan O’Brien

“An Arizona bank robber was recently arrested after he applied for a job with
his local police department. They busted him after they asked, ‘Where do you
see yourself in five years?’ and he said, ‘In jail for robbing a bank.'” -Seth Meyers

“There are a lot of things to dislike about L.A.: traffic, pollution, people. But it’s
important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, A) We don’t have to
scrape ice off our windshield every morning, and B) I can wear the same pair of
teal-colored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A 17-year-old girl came home with five job applications. She carefully
filled them out, and later asked her mother to look them over.

All the answers were clear and concise and she noticed that on all five
applications, under “Previous Employment”, she had listed “Baby-sitting”.

But then she read, under “Reason for Leaving” her daughter
had answered, “Parents came home.”😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a person who checks himself into a mental hospital after having suicidal thoughts.

Answer: Patch Adams!
“Patch Adams” stars Robin Williams as the title character. It is based on the true story of Hunter “Patch” Adams.
Patch Adams checks himself into a mental hospital after having suicidal thoughts. While there, he discovers that laughter and humor help patients more than psych drugs. Adams decides to become a doctor and help people. He enrolls in the Medical College of Virginia (now called VCU School of Medicine). While there, he butts heads with the scientists and doctors because of his unique views. Mitch (Philip Seymour Hoffman) tells Dean Walcott (Bob Gunton) that Patch cheats on his exams because he gets excellent grades yet never studies. Walcott kicks Patch out of school and claims Patch suffers from “excessive happiness.”

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who travelled into the past to meet a woman he saw in a picture.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Here are some well-known expressions rewritten into “Cliff-ese”. For those of you who don’t know what that means, he was a very wordy person on the TV show “Cheers” and never used a small word where a larger one would work. Try to figure out the phrases in simpler terms.

1. Projecting short, loud, canine-like noises erroneously toward the top of an incorrect arboreal plant.
2. To subject a slender illumination device to rapid carbonization on its antipodal points.
3. To slay a brace of avian creatures with just a single petrous conglomeration.
4. Like sending dense shelly concretions through the air to fall in front of stout-bodied, artiodactyl creatures.

Answer: 1. Barking up the wrong tree.

2. Burn the candles at both ends.
3. Kill two birds with one stone.
4. Casting pearls before swine.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I tower over the man-made plain;
My peaks scrape the heavens.
I have many brothers; in fact,
We may be as many as a hundred and seven.

We’re as ancient as the oldest trees,
But not older than the hills.
We’ve been studied for centuries now,
But with mystery we’re still filled.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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