WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 5, 2024

Here’s The Story……
A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks
the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up
rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back
into the cage on the neighbor’s back porch, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”

The guy stumbles around and says, “No.. umm.. no.. I didn’t. what happened?”

The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing
is that the day after the kids buried him in the backyard we went outside and someone
had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.
There are some real sick people out there!” 😳😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A 102-year-old woman broke a pair of world track and field records.
The 102-year-old ran the 100-meter dash with a time of ‘February.'” -Conan O’Brien

“There’s a new study that says giving your child too much praise can harm
them later. If you’re too hard on your kids, they grow up with no self-confidence,
but if you praise them too much, they grow up to be narcissists. What do
these little monsters want from us?” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Engineers have crafted a futuristic jetpack that lets you fly up to 10,000
feet in the air. It even has a cool name: It’s called ‘YOU Try It First.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I
had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the
emergency room. The nurse asked for my height and
weight and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.”
While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother
leaned over to me. “Sweetheart,” she gently chided,
“this is not the Internet.” 😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who travelled into the past to meet a woman he saw in a picture.

Answer: Somewhere in Time!
An old woman told a man (Christopher Reeve) “Come back to me” and died. He noticed a picture of a young woman from 1912 and hypnotized himself to travel back in time so he could meet her. They met and fell in love, but when he pulled a coin from the future out of his pocket, she watched him disappear.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie reminds us that we only get one life to live — and live it, we should.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
I tower over the man-made plain;
My peaks scrape the heavens.
I have many brothers; in fact,
We may be as many as a hundred and seven.

We’re as ancient as the oldest trees,
But not older than the hills.
We’ve been studied for centuries now,
But with mystery we’re still filled.

Answer: The pyramids of Egypt.
It’s estimated that there are 80-110 pyramids in Egypt, the oldest of which are around 4,500 years old. (The oldest living tree is about 4,750 years old.) Scholars have been studying the pyramids for nearly 200 years, but there are still many questions about them. We don’t even know how they were built! The Great Pyramid at Giza is one of the Seven Wonders of the World. Some believe that it originally had a golden top that was stolen by tomb raiders.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I had a lot of fun putting together the following list of words.
Can you figure out the rule I used to develop the list?
Once you do, have fun creating your own list!

mount, right, left, roll, mote, lick,
lass, over, rate, aunt, rill, arch,
oral, ever, pine, rice, tip, each,
team, rash, sage, ouch, edge, ray,
earn, any

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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