WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 7, 2024

Here’s The Story……
“Because we live in the modern age, women now have choices that are just killing them.
“They can have a job, not have a job. They can be married or unmarried, married
with children, unmarried with children, married with children and a job, unmarried
with children and a job, unmarried with children and no job, unmarried with children
who themselves have jobs, have a job and an au pair who has children, marry the
au pair, have the au pair have their children, etc…
“Men, unfortunately, have the same choice we’ve always had:
we can work or we can go to jail.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A man in Massachusetts went to claim a $10,000 lottery prize and found out
that he misread the ticket and won $1 million. Later, his wife said, ‘Did you get
the $10,000?’ He was like, ‘Yes.'” -Jimmy Fallon 😳😳

“The preserved forearm of a 16th century saint is on a tour across Canada.
And get this… tickets are still available!” -Conan O’Brien

“United Airlines prevented a woman from boarding her flight out of Newark,
New Jersey, because she tried to board with an emotional-support pet, which
was her peacock. They were all set to let both of them on, but then they
caught the peacock with over three and a half ounces of shampoo.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Jim’s doctor tells him he has only one day to live. When Jim goes home to
share the bad news with his wife, she asks what he wants to do
with the little bit of time he has left.
“All I want,” Jim tells his beloved wife, “is to spend my last few hours reliving
our honeymoon.” Which is exactly what they did. But after hours of blissful
romance, she announces that she’s tired and wants to go to sleep.
“Oh, come on,” Jim whispers in her ear, “one more time.”
“Look,” his wife snaps, “I’ve got to get up in the morning. You don’t!”

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a highly skilled getaway driver who is coerced into one more job by his enigmatic boss.

Answer: Baby Driver!
Directed by Edgar Wright, “Baby Driver” is an action crime movie which sees Ansel Elgort play Baby, a highly skilled getaway driver who is coerced into one more job by his enigmatic boss Doc (Kevin Spacey).

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about legwarmers worn by dancers in tights to keep their lower legs warm and prevent cramping.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
No assembly required, and I feature my own bowl
With a stick I’m equipped, giving manual control

My handheld companions have their own jobs to perform
Each one of them with its own function and distinct form

In addition to serving my usual functions
I’ve been known to play a part in musical junctions

When the day has reached its end, and waking hours are through
I form a loving posture with the closeness of two

What am I?

Answer: spoon
lines 1-2: The “bowl” is the rounded part of a spoon. “Stick” refers to a spoon’s handle, and “manual control” means that you use it with your hand.

lines 3-4: The phrase “handheld companions” refers to other utensils, such as a knife and a fork. They each have their own “distinct” shape and purpose.

lines 5-6: A spoon can be used as a musical instrument in addition to its more common uses i.e. for eating and for tasks in the kitchen.

lines 7-8: These lines refer to “spoon” as in spooning with your partner during sleep after “waking hours are through”.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
You have 5 coins
-One of the coins is rigged to always land on heads
-You grab one at random
-You flip it twice and it lands on heads both times

What is the probability you picked the rigged one?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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