WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2024
Here’s The Story…
At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The
machines’ conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking,
and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.
I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby
powder and several boxes of aspirin. As the man behind me in the checkout line
peered at my purchases, he laughed and exclaimed, “Must be one heck of a baby!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A Florida man was arrested for throwing potato salad at a nail salon.
During his arrest, he said, ‘I’ve been drinking and taking Xanax. What
do you expect me to do?’ Well, not that, although I do sympathize.
When I was trying to give up carbs, I once threw a bowl of
spaghetti at a karate studio.” -James Corden
“A New Jersey restaurant is offering a special menu this month that
doesn’t list prices, but instead asks customers to pay what they think
is fair. According to the sign in the window, the restaurant is called
‘This Space for Rent.'” -Seth Meyers
“China just installed new public bathrooms in Beijing that actually offer
Wi-Fi. Yeah, a Wi-Fi-enabled bathroom. Or as we call that here in
America, Starbucks.'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
We had to have our garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told
us that one of our problems was that we did not have a large enough
motor on the opener. I thought for a minute and said that we had the
largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.”
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, “NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two.”
We haven’t used Sears repair since. 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This Movie is a searing political drama about a pair of presidential candidates vying for a former president’s endorsement.
Answer: The Best Man (1964)
“The Best Man”, directed by Franklin J. Schaffner (who later won an Oscar for directing “Patton”), is a searing political drama about a pair of presidential candidates vying for a former president’s endorsement. It’s based on a Broadway play written by Gore Vidal. Lee Tracy played the former president (based on Harry Truman) in both the play and the film, and was nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a popular comedy/drama with several retirees who arrive at a retirement hotel in Jaipur, India.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Sir Col was touring Europe in his car and arrived in the city of Zurich,
Switzerland. Upon locating a parking space next to a lake he placed
enough money in the parking meter for one hour. Two hours later he
returned to his car to find a parking ticket on his windscreen.
After a little thought he came up with an idea, and in thirty minutes
he was able to drive out of the city without any need of paying
his fine. How did he perform this scam?
ANSWER: He went to the nearest police station and told them, “It is rather embarrassing, but I parked my car a couple of hours ago and I’ve been looking for it for the last hour. All I know is that I parked it near a lake.”
The Swiss police being entirely sympathetic of his predicament and wanting to please a visitor to their city mounted a search operation for his car. They were so happy to have found it that they sent him on his way, feeling they’d done a good deed for an unfortunate tourist.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The name GEORGe mIchAel has the state GEORGIA hidden inside it, in
order from left to right. Can you find the states hidden in each of the following?
- MUSTACHE
- MAX STEINER
- GEORGE HARRISON
- THAT’S THE WAY IT IS
- INTERDENOMINATIONAL
- JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
- JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON
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