WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 19, 2024
Physics 101
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: 1 Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling: 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
10 cards: 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
10 rations: 1 decoration
8 nickels: 2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
A company in New York City has opened what some are calling a nonalcoholic
cocktail bar that creates drinks using lemons and herbal ingredients instead of
alcohol. And this is cool – they’re using empty chairs instead of customers.” -Seth Meyers
“On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all
over the highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.” -Conan O’Brien
“The Baltimore airport just got a gym where you can work out while you wait
for a flight. Finally combining the two things Americans love most – waiting
in airports and exercise.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a box mounted on a
card and wrapped in plastic. When I took it apart, I found that the printer cartridge
itself was actually quite small, but they made the packaging unnecessarily large to
make it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.
I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over the years of
our marriage should have the same effect: It made me seem more valuable and
also made me harder for other women to steal.
She’s still laughing. 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a popular comedy/drama with several retirees who arrive at a retirement hotel in Jaipur, India.
Answer: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2011)
“The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” is a popular comedy/drama starring several excellent British actors (e.g., Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkson, Penelope Wilton, Celia Imrie). When several retirees arrive at a retirement hotel in Jaipur, India, they’re disappointed that it’s run down, but young manager Dev Patel does his best to keep them happy.
The fun part is seeing the experiences of the retirees and how their relationships evolve. The film was so popular that a sequel, “The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”, was released four years later.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is the story of three World War Two veterans arriving home after the war and their difficulty adjusting back to civilian life.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
The name GEORGe mIchAel has the state GEORGIA hidden inside it, in
order from left to right. Can you find the states hidden in each of the following?
- MUSTACHE
- MAX STEINER
- GEORGE HARRISON
- THAT’S THE WAY IT IS
- INTERDENOMINATIONAL
- JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
- JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON
ANSWER: 1. Utah
- Maine
- Ohio
- Hawaii
- Indiana
- Nevada
- Montana
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Finally! A night out without the kids! Five couples went to the movie theater, and each couple watched a movie of a different genre, shared a snack, and then returned home at a different time. Can you figure out who is husband and wife, the snack they shared, the genre they saw, and what time they came home?
Wives: Theresa, Rochelle, Nikki, Anne, and Chanice
Husbands: Danny, Sam, Max, Kevin and Rick
Snack: Popcorn, Hotdog, Pizza, Nachos, and M&Ms
Movie Genre: Comedy, Action, Horror, Sci-Fi, and Romance
Time: 8:00, 8:30, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:30
1) The couple that saw the action movie shared nachos.
2) It was almost midnight by the time Anne and Sam came home.
3) Rochelle hates sci-fi, but saw it with her husband anyways.
4) The couple that shared popcorn didn’t see a horror movie or an action movie.
5) Theresa arrived at home an hour after Max and his wife.
6) The movie was so funny, Nikki almost choked on her hotdog, she was laughing so hard.
7) Danny chose not to see an action movie or sci-fi.
8) The five women were: Chanice, the one who shared a bag of M&Ms with her husband, the lady who saw the comedy, the woman that came home at 8:00 and Kevin’s wife.
9) The horror movie didn’t start until 8:30.
10) Max and his wife came home the earliest.
11) Theresa thought her movie went a little overboard with the explosions and gunfights.
12) Chanice, who saw the horror movie, came out of the theater petrified and her husband, who wasn’t Danny, had to calm her down.
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