WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 20, 2024

Here’s The Story….
Three elderly doctors have been friends for many years, and
one afternoon at the club they started talking about their final arrangements.
The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be
shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”
“That’s a very clever idea,” says the cardiologist, “I’d love my tombstone
to be shaped like a heart in red marble.”
The urologist is silent for a bit, then says,
“I’m thinking about having my ashes scattered.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Blue Cross is partnering with Lyft to give people rides to the doctor.
It costs $600. The drivers are specially trained, and
it’s just an ambulance.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A company has come out with a robot that makes salad. So finally –
a robot that’s not going to take away any American jobs!” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study released today shows that blotting pizza with a napkin to remove
extra grease can remove an average of 40 calories per slice. So if you’re looking
for an easy way to lose weight, just eat that napkin.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout,
when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is the story of three World War Two veterans arriving home
after the war and their difficulty adjusting back to civilian life.

Answer: The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)
“The Best Years of Our Lives” won seven Oscars in 1946, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, and Best Supporting Actor. It’s the story of three World War Two veterans arriving home after the war and their difficulty adjusting back to civilian life.
In 1989, the film was one of the first 25 films selected by the Library of Congress for preservation in the National Film Registry.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is the story of two track stars who fall in love. Their coach thinks their relationship will affect their performance.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Finally! A night out without the kids! Five couples went to the movie theater, and each couple watched a movie of a different genre, shared a snack, and then returned home at a different time. Can you figure out who is husband and wife, the snack they shared, the genre they saw, and what time they came home?

Wives: Theresa, Rochelle, Nikki, Anne, and Chanice
Husbands: Danny, Sam, Max, Kevin and Rick
Snack: Popcorn, Hotdog, Pizza, Nachos, and M&Ms
Movie Genre: Comedy, Action, Horror, Sci-Fi, and Romance
Time: 8:00, 8:30, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:30

1) The couple that saw the action movie shared nachos.
2) It was almost midnight by the time Anne and Sam came home.
3) Rochelle hates sci-fi, but saw it with her husband anyways.
4) The couple that shared popcorn didn’t see a horror movie or an action movie.
5) Theresa arrived at home an hour after Max and his wife.
6) The movie was so funny, Nikki almost choked on her hotdog, she was laughing so hard.
7) Danny chose not to see an action movie or sci-fi.
8) The five women were: Chanice, the one who shared a bag of M&Ms with her husband, the lady who saw the comedy, the woman that came home at 8:00 and Kevin’s wife.
9) The horror movie didn’t start until 8:30.
10) Max and his wife came home the earliest.
11) Theresa thought her movie went a little overboard with the explosions and gunfights.
12) Chanice, who saw the horror movie, came out of the theater petrified and her husband, who wasn’t Danny, had to calm her down.

ANSWER: Theresa and Kevin – Nachos – Action – 9:00
Rochelle and Max – Popcorn – Sci-Fi -8:00
Nikki and Danny – Hotdog – Comedy – 8:30
Anne and Sam – M&Ms – Romance – 11:30
Chanice and Rick- Pizza – Horror -10:00

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I stare at you,
you stare at me.
I have three eyes,
Yet I cannot see.
Every time I blink,
I give commands.
You do as you are told.
With your feet and hands.

What am I?

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