WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 21, 2024

Here’s The Story….
A man with a wooden leg wanted to buy fire insurance for his leg.
The first actuary quoted an annual premium of $500, estimating that
the leg would burn once in 20 years and the value of the leg is $5,000.
The second actuary quoted an annual premium of $50. When the second
actuary was asked how he arrived at such a small figure, he replied,
“This situation is right here in the fire schedule rating table.
The object is a wooden structure with an upper sprinkler, isn’t it?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Walmart is offering a new service where employees will deliver items
to your house on their way home from work. Not only that – they’ll also
deliver the items in a Target bag so your neighbors
think you’re classy.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to The New York Times, one of the biggest doping scandals
in the history of track and field is coming to light. It involves Russian
athletes in the sport of racewalking – or as it’s known to the billions of
people who do it every day, ‘hurrying up.'” -James Corden

“A boy in Maryland this weekend was trapped in an arcade claw machine
after climbing through the prize door. Luckily, rescuers were able to
get him out after about 35 quarters.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly dressed
woman spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt.
She began furiously dabbing at it with a napkin.
Having plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked,
“Can I bring you some club soda?”
“Young lady,” she barked, “I’ll be the judge of when I’ve had
enough to drink. Bring me another martini!” 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is the story of two track stars who fall in love. Their coach thinks their relationship will affect their performance.

Answer: Personal Best (1982)
“Personal Best” tells the story of two woman track stars (played by Mariel Hemingway and actual track star Patrice Donnelly) who fall in love. Their coach (played by Scott Glenn) thinks their relationship will affect their performance. “Personal Best” was directed and written by Robert Towne, better known for his Oscar-winning “Chinatown” screenplay.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a banker who is still ashamed of the pass he dropped in an important high school football game 15 years earlier.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
I stare at you,
you stare at me.
I have three eyes,
Yet I cannot see.
Every time I blink,
I give commands.
You do as you are told.
With your feet and hands.

What am I?

ANSWER: A traffic light.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can’t live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you’re done you can never get me back.

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