WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 25, 2024

Here’s The Story….
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
Butt clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off the right strap
of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and
in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips,
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body,
and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,
“What the world’re ya doing, Billy Bob?”
“Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. “But me ‘n the wife been havin trouble lately in the
bedroom d’partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY!, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The FDA is warning New Yorkers about Chinese food after a major
Brooklyn distributor was found with rats and birds nesting in boxes of
ingredients. The distributor says it’s all a misunderstanding

• those ARE the ingredients.” -Seth Meyers

“The Wall Street Journal reported that America has a surplus of cheese
and that every person in the country would have to eat an extra three
pounds of cheese this year to get rid of it. So the next time the pizza
guy judges you for ordering extra cheese, just say,
‘I’m doing this for America.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“The electronics company LG identified a new phenomenon called low
-battery anxiety. People become nervous, distracted, and frustrated when
their phones are about to die. If you are not familiar with low-battery anxiety,
it’s a real condition that primarily affects people with no actual problems.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One evening after dinner, a five-year-old son noticed that his mother
had gone out and he asked, “Where did mommy go?”
His father told him, “Mommy is at a Tupperware party.”
This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. “What’s a Tupperware party, Dad?”
The man had always given my son honest answers, so he figured a simple
explanation would be the best approach. “Well, son,” he said, “at a
Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other.”
He nodded, indicating that he understood this curious pastime.
Then he burst into laughter. “Come on, Dad,” he said. “What is it really?”

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a comedy based on a Broadway hit.

Answer: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
“The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas”, directed by Colin Higgins, is a musical comedy based on a 1978 Broadway hit. Burt Reynolds is the town sheriff, Dolly Parton runs the brothel named the Chicken Ranch, and Charles Durning is the state governor who has to decide if the brothel can stay open. Durning was nominated for Best Supporting Actor, but lost to Louis Gossett, Jr. (for “An Officer and a Gentleman”).

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a girl and her best friend who agree they would get married at age 28 if they were still single.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What word when you remove the first letter and put it at the end,
do you get the past tense of the word?

ANSWER: Eat. When you put the first letter of eat at the end,
it forms ate (the past tense of the word).

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Take away my first letter and I am a store.
Take away the second and people who look at me adore.
Put all my letters back and read me in reverse if you are able.
I am now cars suspended from an overhead cable.
Take a letter away and I become male sheep.
Did you get it, or did the letters you try to keep?

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