WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 2, 2024

Here’s The Story….
Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes…

The first, a Florida surgeon, says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside of them is color coded.”

The third, a California surgeon, says: “No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains,
no spine, and the head and the butts are interchangeable.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study has found that being good-looking can hurt a man’s career
because the people in charge of hiring see attractive men as a threat. So
if you’re a man who was recently hired for a new job, congratulations.
You’re hideous.” -James Corden

“Scientists believe the first modern Europeans mated with Neanderthals.
This is the oldest evidence yet of beer goggles.” -Conan O’Brien

“I was thinking about doing something to my wife on April Fools’ Day
but then I thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying
me was more than enough prank.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for my boat,
I also purchased an inflatable life preserver. “It was my wife’s idea,”
I explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter.
“She’s buying it for me as a gift.”
“Lucky you,” he said as he started to write up the order.
“My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block.”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
In this movie a career hitman tries to convince a best-selling author to tell his story.

Answer: Best Seller (1987)
In “Best Seller”, a career hitman (James Woods) tries to convince a best-selling author (Brian Dennehy) to tell his story. Things get complicated when the hitman’s past associates grow concerned. It was directed by John Flynn and written by Larry Cohen, better known for horror films like “It’s Alive”, “It Lives Again” and “It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive”.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a true story about the battle between civil rights activist and Klu Klux Klan leader. and how they eventually became friends.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
A rich man’s son was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger. The rich man arrived at the phone booth and followed instructions, but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain. What did he do?

ANSWER: This is a true story from Taiwan. When the rich man reached the phone booth he found a carrier pigeon in a cage. It had a message attached telling the man to put the diamond in a small bag which was around the pigeon’s neck and to release the bird.
When the man did this the police were powerless to follow the bird as it returned across the city to its owner.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In this word pyramid you have to take the letters from the word pea and
put them around the ‘h’ to form a new word. Once you have the next word,
do the same with the next line.

pea
h _ _ _
s _ _ _ _
_ _ r _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ n
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ l

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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