WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 3, 2024
Here’s The Story….
You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain stuff like “one banana plus two bananas make three bananas”? Here’s a list of high school math courses based on bananas:
Algebra I – A
You have a negative banana (possibly made of antimatter).
Add two bananas to it and you get one banana.
Algebra I – B
You have a banana. Factor it, or solve for apples using the quadratic formula.
Geometry
Prove: Bananas are not vegetables. Given: Bananas are fruits.
Algebra II
You have an imaginary banana. Square it, and you get one of those weird
anti-matter bananas. The student learns that their dreams will become
reality if they only raise them to the fourth power.
Pre-Calculus
What is the cosecant of Pi over 2 bananas in a unit apple?
Calculus AB
The student learns to find the slope of a banana.
Calculus BC
The student learns to find the slope of a banana and also to find the area under the banana.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Engineers have begun trying to find a way to brew beer on the moon.
Which means we’ll soon have astronauts calling into Mission Control
saying, ‘Houston, we have a drinking problem.'” -Conan O’Brien
“According to a new report, 67 percent of millennials use Netflix, which
must really tick off whoever owns the account they’re using.” -Seth Meyers
“Wildlife officials in India are now putting wild monkeys on birth control
to help curb the recent population spike. This is good for wildlife, and
even better for female monkeys who want to focus on their careers.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made
up of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant
vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay
but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange
of tiny particles known as morons. 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is a true story about the battle between civil rights activist and Klu Klux Klan leader. and how they eventually became friends.
Answer: The Best of Enemies (2019)
“The Best of Enemies” is a true story about the battle between civil rights activist Ann Atwater (Taraji P. Henson) and Klu Klux Klan leader C.P. Ellis (Sam Rockwell) and how they eventually became friends. It was directed and written by Robin Bissell from a book by Osha Gray Davidson. Don’t confuse this film with “Best of Enemies” from 2015, a documentary about the 1968 televised debates between Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley, Jr.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an ex-cop who now hustles a black-market product that allows people to
experience other people’s thoughts and emotions.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
In this word pyramid you have to take the letters from the word pea and
put them around the ‘h’ to form a new word. Once you have the next word,
do the same with the next line.
pea
h _ _ _
s _ _ _ _
_ _ r _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ n
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ l
ANSWER: Pea
Heap
Shape
Phrase/seraph
Sharpen
Shrapnel
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The following are humorous quotes from famous people in history.
Can you match the quotes in Part 1 with the person who said it in Part 2? Good luck!
Part 1:
- “Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.”
- “I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
- “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.”
- “A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”
- “Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
- “God heals and the doctor takes the fee.”
Part 2:
Albert Einstein.
Will Rogers.
Abraham Lincoln.
Benjamin Franklin.
Winston Churchill.
Mark Twain.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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