WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 5, 2024

Here’s The Story….
A supposedly true story out of San Francisco (but who knows):
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch
& wrote “this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line,
waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen
him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window.
So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.
She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light
in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written
on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo
deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes
later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Police in South Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for
allegedly being drunk while in class. Students realized she was drunk
after she kept referring to lunch period as ‘Miller time.'” -Seth Meyers

“College students are out of town for spring break. This is the time of
year students take a well-deserved break from partying and drinking
at school to go party and drink on a beach.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Everyone’s OK, but over the weekend off the coast of Florida, a Carnival
Cruise ship almost hit two jet skiers. Today, the captain of the ship
apologized and said, ‘I’ll get them next time.'” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby
town. He entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him
down the hall to an office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer.

After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory,
the Personnel Officer told the young man, “We need individuals who are totally responsible.”

The young man grinned and responded: “Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere
I’ve worked, when something went wrong, I was always responsible!” 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a young woman who tells her mother that she is about to commit suicide.

Answer: Night Mother!
This psychological drama starred Sissy Spacek as Jessie Cates, a young woman who tells her mother (Anne Bancroft) that she is about to commit suicide.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a chain smoker who seeks help from a hypnotist. Under hypnosis, she discovers that she is clairvoyant.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What one three-letter word can be placed in the blanks below to make four different words?

___less
___ure
___orse
___ing

ANSWER: End
Endless
Endure
Endorse
Ending

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘U’, and then each time add a letter
and shuffle it to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘SUPPORT’.

Not including ‘U’, you must do this in six (6) turns.

Good luck.

U
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S U P P O R T

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