WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 6, 2024

Favorite Police Emergency Calls:

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don’t know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I’ve never cooked one before.

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn…I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn….
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A couple in Michigan is being sued for $2 million after they burned
down their apartment complex while trying to cook a squirrel with a
blowtorch. I’m not an accountant, but it SOUNDS like they
might not have $2 million.” -Seth Meyers

“A man in New Orleans could be facing a life sentence for stealing $31
worth of candy from a drug store. I feel for this guy. That has got to be
a tough conversation once you’re in prison. ‘Yeah, I’m in for armed robbery
and arson, what about you?’ ‘Oh, you know, the new peanut butter Twix.'” -James Corden

“I saw that one hundred years ago this month, Albert Einstein presented
his theory of General Relativity, which explains how gravity works. And it
also marks the last time someone actually meant it when they said,
‘Way to go, Einstein.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks.
When they were old enough, we began letting our children say the meal
prayer. Of course at first they would ask for a pony, a new bike, etc. They
soon learned the more important things which should be included in the prayer.

At Thanksgiving we had the whole family over. My nine year old wanted to say
the prayer. It went like this: “Heavenly Father, we thank Thee for the turkey, the
rolls, the mashed potatoes, the red jiggly stuff, and the bread stuff even though
I don’t like it. We ask that You not let us choke on this food.”😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a chain smoker who seeks help from a hypnotist.
Under hypnosis, she discovers that she is clairvoyant.

Answer: On a Clear Day You Can See Forever
Adapted from the stage musical by Alan Jay Lerner, this movie starred Ms. Streisand as Daisy Gamble, a chain smoker who seeks help from a hypnotist (Yves Montand). Under hypnosis, she discovers that she is clairvoyant. Co-starring Jack Nicholson as Daisy’s brother.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an interplantery traveller who along with his bodyguard Gort arranges to make Earth “stand still”.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘U’, and then each time add a letter
and shuffle it to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘SUPPORT’.

Not including ‘U’, you must do this in six (6) turns.

Good luck.

U
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S U P P O R T

ANSWER: U
UP
PUT
POUT
SPOUT
STUPOR or SPROUT
SUPPORT

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A young woman in a restaurant was approached by a tearful old lady who said, “You look so like my own daughter who passed away last year. Could you do me a favor and say ‘Good-bye, Mother’ when I leave?”

The young woman happily agreed and said, “Good-bye, Mother” when the old lady left. Later she got a shock. What was it?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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