WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 9, 2024
Here’s The Story…..
During the banquet celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom
was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage
of such long duration. “Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from
all those wonderful years with your wife?”
an anonymous voice yelled from the back of the room.
Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all.
It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, forgiveness —
and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t need if you had stayed single.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“This week, Wisconsin is hosting the U.S. Cheese Championship.
Once again, the winner is expected to be ‘Heart Disease.'” -Conan O’Brien
“According to a new study, cats may have more potential than dogs
to sniff out bombs. They just won’t bother to tell you.” -Seth Meyers
“The Centers for Disease Control reminds you, still the best way to avoid
contracting an STD is to get really into Dungeons and Dragons
in high school.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of Georgia,
my sister had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword
puzzles. One day she expressed her boredom to a co-worker.
“I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy.
But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.” 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an interplantery traveller who along with his bodyguard
Gort arranges to make Earth “stand still”.
Answer: The Day the Earth Stood Still!
This sci-fi film starred Michael Rennie as Klaatu, an interplantery traveller who along with his bodyguard Gort (Lock Martin) arrange to make Earth “stand still”. The role of Klaatu was originally intended to be played by Claude Rains.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a private eye who is hired by aging actress to find her daughter.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A young woman in a restaurant was approached by a tearful old lady who said, “You look so like my own daughter who passed away last year. Could you do me a favor and say ‘Good-bye, Mother’ when I leave?”
The young woman happily agreed and said, “Good-bye, Mother” when the old lady left.
Later she got a shock. What was it?
ANSWER: The young woman was presented with the bill for the old lady’s meal.
The lady had assured the waiter, “My daughter will pay.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Unscramble these five word jumbles and use the instructions given next to
them to form the name of a country which is a jumble of those letters.
- KERWC. Take the 1st and 2nd letter.
- LZEA. Take the 1st, 2nd and the 4th letter.
- KURNT. Take the 1st and the 4th letter.
- IASB. Take the 2nd and 3rd letter.
- SUKD. Take the 1st and 3rd letter.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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