WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 17, 2024
Here’s The Story…
Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn and down
in the mouth. The other man asked, “Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?”
The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and
left me ten thousand dollars.”
“I’m sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?”
“Hold on, I’m just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew
kicked the bucket and left me twenty thousand, free and clear.”
“Well, you can’t be disappointed with that!”
“Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited
almost one hundred thousand dollars.”
“Incredible… so how come you look so glum?”
“Well, this week… nothing!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In the U.K., a group of scientists successfully taught bumblebees how to
play soccer. And now, they’re trying to get American bumblebees to watch it.” -Conan O-Brien
“A 100-year-old Dutch woman recently persuaded local police to arrest her to
fulfill an item on her bucket list. Cool story for her, not so much for the victims
of her double homicide.” -Seth Meyers
“A Florida man was arrested for throwing potato salad at a nail salon. During his arrest,
he said, ‘I’ve been drinking and taking Xanax. What do you expect me to do?’ Well, not
that, although I do sympathize. When I was trying to give up carbs, I once threw a bowl
of spaghetti at a karate studio.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but one day they
we’re putting up more of a fuss than usual. In the middle of the tantrums, a friend called.
“What’s all the commotion over there?” she asked.
“Oh, nothing,” I said. “Just the siesta resistance.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a truck containing dangerous chemicals that explodes in the Holland Tunnel in NYC.
Answer: Daylight!
This 1996 movie starred Sylvester Stallone as a former Emergency Medical Services director and his heroic efforts.
When a truck containing dangerous chemicals explodes in the Holland Tunnel in NYC, Kit Latura (Stallone) almost single-handedly rescues all survivors in the tunnel.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a penny-ante promoter.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Answer the clues with a pair of rhyming words.
(plump feline = fat cat)
- unadorned necklace
- happy fellow
- old story
- dim enamel
- timid gnat
- colorless shellfish
- big boat
ANSWER: 1. plain chain
- glad lad
- stale tale
- faint paint
- shy fly
- drab crab
- large barge
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I stare at you,
you stare at me.
I have three eyes,
Yet I cannot see.
Every time I blink,
I give commands.
You do as you are told.
With your feet and hands.
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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