WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 20, 2024

Here’s The Story…
Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. “Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“What happened?”

“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke and when the water hit out house
it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely.”

“What about you?”

“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“New research shows that China has a bigger middle class than America, and more people
in China are living what we would call the ‘American Dream.’ That’s when you know things
are bad – when even the American DREAM is made in China.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The NFL’s Arizona Cardinals have launched a new competition where fans can win a team
jersey and get their photo on the scoreboard if they eat a burger consisting of five patties,
five hot dogs, five bratwursts, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries,
lettuce, pickles, sauce, and 20 slices of cheese in under an hour.
Said one fan, ‘Ugh, lettuce?'” -Seth Meyers

“Today two men dressed as Batman and Captain America tried to rob someone at a gas station.
They’re being charged with attempted robbery and mixing Marvel with DC.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
“Where’s Hank?” the others asked.
“Hank had a stroke o’ some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,” the successful hunter replied.
“You left Hank layin’ out there and carried the deer back?” they asked.
“A tough call,” nodded the hunter, “but I figured no one’s gonna steal Hank!”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie focuses on an unusual murder that has taken place in a small town in Mississippi.

Answer: In the Heat of the Night!
Starring Sidney Poitier and Rod Steiger, this movie focuses on an unusual murder that has taken place in a small town in Mississippi. Mr. Steiger won the Academy Award for Best Actor for his portrayal of Sheriff Gillespie.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie was set in the near future and was about cloning.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
One day, a father went to his three sons and told them that he would die soon and he needed to decide which one of them to give his property to. He decided to give them all a test. He said, “Go to the market my sons, and purchase something that is large enough to fill my bedroom, but small enough to fit in your pocket. From this I will decide which of you is the wisest and worthy enough to inherit my land.” So they all went to the market and bought something that they thought would fill the room, yet was still small enough that they could fit into their pockets. Each son came back with a different item. The father told his sons to come into his bedroom one at a time and try to fill up his bedroom with whatever they had purchased. The first son came in and put some pieces of cloth that he had bought and laid them end to end across the room, but it barely covered any of the floor. Then the second son came in and laid some hay, that he had purchased, on the floor but there was only enough to cover half of the floor. The third son came in and showed his father what he had purchased and how it could fill the entire room yet still fit into his pocket. The father replied, “You are truly the wisest of all and you shall receive my property.” What was it that the son had showed to his father?

ANSWER: The son had showed his father a match. Whenever he lit the match, it filled the entire room with light, yet it was still small enough to fit into his pocket.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy.
What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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