WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 31, 2024
Here’s The Story…
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon,
he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same
time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very
dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning
of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand…
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, “I’m not sure, but I know
that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than
four hours you are supposed to call the doctor.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a study, being a new mother is the equivalent of working two
and a half full-time jobs. And, even worse, the boss is constantly
grabbing for your breasts.” -Conan O’Brien
“I read about a man in Ohio who just ended his streak of eating Chipotle for
500 straight days. When asked why he decided to stop, his family
said, ‘Oh, he died.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life. The hope is that
it can revolutionize healthcare, generate clean energy, become super-intelligent,
take over the world, make us all its slaves, etc.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door
neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this!”
and she goes downstairs. She finally comes back up to bed and her
husband asks, “The dog is STILL barking, what were you doing out there?”
The blonde says, “I put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how THEY like it!”
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an unwed mother and as an aspiring rock star.
Answer: Light of Day!
Also co-starring Michael J. Fox as her brother and band mate. Bruce Springsteen contributed by writing the title song.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Glenn Holland was a music teacher and the school was budget cutting every extra-curricular activity that they could.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you pick the god from the list provided that will complete this group?
Zeus, Hephaestus, Gaea, ?
Choose from: Dionysus, Athena, Hermes, Poseidon, Aphrodite
ANSWER: Poseidon finishes the group. These Greek gods were associated with the four elements (air, fire, earth and water, respectively).
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The following sentences can be completed by adding two words that are anagrams of one another.
Each word has only four letters. Enjoy!
- If you prick your finger while picking a , it may be very .
- If you take a _ at the Mad Hatter’s party, you still may not get a sip of his _.
- If you need some stamps, then you must _ by the _ office.
- If you eat a whole _ of a wedding cake, you may develop a spare _ around your middle.
- If you have a _ with your friend, you should forgive them and focus on the future, not on the _.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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