WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 1, 2025
Here’s The Story…
One day Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog
and admiring all the beautiful models.
Ole said to Sven, “Haf you seen da perdy girls in dis catalog?”
Sven replied, “Ya. Dey sure are bootiful, an yust look at da prices!”
Ole looked wide eyed and said, “Yumpin’ yimminy. Dey ain’t very expensive.
At dees prices I’m buyin’ me vun.”
Sven smiled, patted Ole on the back and said, “by golly Ole, if she’s as perdy
as she looks in da catalog, I vill get vun too.”
A couple weeks later Sven came by and asked Ole, “did ja ever git
dat girl you ordered from da Sears Catalog?”
Ole replied, “no, but it von’t be long now, her clothes came yesterday!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT NEW YEAR’S DAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A Florida man went to court for the right to marry his laptop computer.
He said his laptop is just like a wife because whenever
he brings it into bed, it freezes.” -Conan O’Brien
“It just came out that Pope Francis said that there is no such thing as hell.
And then he got stuck in Boarding Group C on Spirit Airlines and said,
‘Never mind, I found it.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Baby names based on the characters from the ‘Star Wars’ movies are becoming
very popular. I feel like if you’re naming your baby after a science fiction movie
character, maybe you’re not ready to have a baby.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My eight-year-old grandson Jonathan was waiting in line at an ice cream
stand and hanging on to the hand of his three-year-old cousin Mark, who
kept yelling impatiently, “I want vanilla!” The stand was out of vanilla, but
the older boy handled the situation with all the skill of a child psychologist.
He bought two strawberry cones and handed one to his cousin, saying,
“Here you are – pink vanilla!” 😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
Glenn Holland was a music teacher and the school was budget cutting every extra-curricular activity that they could.
Answer: Mr. Holland’s Opus!
Glenn Holland was a music teacher and the school was budget cutting every extra-curricular activity that they could. But football or sports, no way would there be budget cuts for these activities. Glenn Holland fought the board all the way to the top and lost. But when the Vice Principal, who became the Principal of the school, and doesn’t back you up, who will?
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who just moved into his apartment that he paid for. Unfortunately for him, it came with two more tenants that he didn’t know about.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
The following sentences can be completed by adding two words that are anagrams of one another.
Each word has only four letters. Enjoy!
- If you prick your finger while picking a , it may be very .
- If you take a _ at the Mad Hatter’s party, you still may not get a sip of his _.
- If you need some stamps, then you must _ by the _ office.
- If you eat a whole _ of a wedding cake, you may develop a spare _ around your middle.
- If you have a _ with your friend, you should forgive them and focus on the future, not on the _
ANSWER: 1. rose, sore, 2. seat, teas, 3. stop, Post, 4. tier, tire, 5. spat, past
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Solve the two riddles. The answers should be anagrams of each other.
(Thing 1)
You use me when you want to cook
For friends or family.
But, whether written down or not,
It’s best you stick to me.
(Thing 2)
I like to think that I’m a skill,
Not just some old technique.
People do me to their ears,
Or nose, or tongue, or cheek.
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