WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 2, 2025

Here’s The Story…
The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in
to be their new conductor. Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal.
The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did not know what he was doing,
angrily clashed his instruments together during a delicate, soft passage.
The music stopped. The conductor, highly agitated, looked angrily around
the orchestra, demanding, “All right! Who did that? Who did that?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I was thinking about Santa Claus. When you really think about it, this has to
be the biggest, most elaborate prank in the history of the world. It’s like we’re
all in on a huge joke we’re playing on kids. And eventually they figure it out
and they start lying to their kids, too.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know,
the birth of Santa.” -Matt Groening

“There was an 11-hour power outage at the airport in Atlanta yesterday.
And people were stranded on the tarmac for six hours. Don’t worry, though,
flight attendants came through every hour with a thimble-size cup of
room temperature water.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I’m a driving examiner for the state of Indiana, and while I was giving
a road test to a young man, he went through a red light without stopping.
I told him that he had automatically failed the test. We met up with his
mother back at the office, and I explained what had happened. At first
she was speechless. Then she asked incredulously, “He ran a red light?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“Well,” persisted the mom, “how red was the light?”😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who just moved into his apartment that he paid for. Unfortunately
for him, it came with two more tenants that he didn’t know about.

Answer: The Goodbye Girl!
This was a winning scene for me. Elliot just moved into his apartment that he paid for. Unfortunately for him, it came with two more tenants that he didn’t know about. He’s telling Paula McFadden the rules that he is making up, as he is pulling ladies undergarments off the rack in the bathroom.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a guy running for President during the time that he is dating for the first time.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Solve the two riddles. The answers should be anagrams of each other.

(Thing 1)
You use me when you want to cook
For friends or family.
But, whether written down or not,
It’s best you stick to me.

(Thing 2)
I like to think that I’m a skill,
Not just some old technique.
People do me to their ears,
Or nose, or tongue, or cheek.

ANSWER: Thing 1 is a RECIPE.

Thing 2 is PIERCE.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I tower over the man-made plain;
My peaks scrape the heavens.
I have many brothers; in fact,
We may be as many as a hundred and seven.

We’re as ancient as the oldest trees,
But not older than the hills.
We’ve been studied for centuries now,
But with mystery we’re still filled.

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