WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 3, 2025

Here’s The Story…
Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their
backyard. The wife had rather grand ideas, while the husband wanted costs kept
to a minimum. The wife won out, and the construction bill climbed higher and higher.

I dropped by one day, when the patio was near completion, and was surprised to
find the husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface.
I remarked how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.

“You see where they’re smoothing that cement?” he replied.
“I just threw my wife’s credit cards in there.” 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The CEO of Domino’s Pizza announced that he is stepping down this
summer. He’ll carefully pack up his office, then get home and find that
all his stuff is stuck to the top of the box.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new report, America’s teenagers are 30th in the world
in math. Luckily, America’s teenagers will never understand the report
because they’re 85th in reading.” -Conan O’Brien

“Big news from the Oxford English Dictionary. For all of you kids who
don’t know what a dictionary is, it’s a small portion of the Internet, printed
out, kept on a shelf, and opened once every three years
during a Scrabble game.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting? They
bought new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods
where they heard the hunting was really good. But after several hours of
thrashing through the woods, one fellow said, “I don’t know about this.
We’ve been out here all day and haven’t caught a single duck.
Do you think we’re doing something wrong?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other.
“Maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a guy running for President during the time that he is dating for the first time.

Answer: The American President!
Richard Dreyfuss is running for President during the time that Michael Douglas is dating for the first time. Richard takes this opportunity to degrade Annette Bening and try to make a few points for his presidential race in the meantime. Every time that Richard finishes his speeches, he always finishes with this statement. It gets a little old Bob!

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who starts building mountains out of potatoes and then dirt.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
I tower over the man-made plain;
My peaks scrape the heavens.
I have many brothers; in fact,
We may be as many as a hundred and seven.

We’re as ancient as the oldest trees,
But not older than the hills.
We’ve been studied for centuries now,
But with mystery we’re still filled.

ANSWER: The pyramids of Egypt.
It’s estimated that there are 80-110 pyramids in Egypt, the oldest of which are around 4,500 years old. (The oldest living tree is about 4,750 years old.) Scholars have been studying the pyramids for nearly 200 years, but there are still many questions about them. We don’t even know how they were built! The Great Pyramid at Giza is one of the Seven Wonders of the World. Some believe that it originally had a golden top that was stolen by tomb raiders.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A bridge was guarded by an evil troll. The troll was very intelligent, but he was also a coward. He was afraid of anyone smarter than him. So every time anyone tried to cross the bridge, the troll would set up a test. If the traveler passed the test, he would be allowed to cross. Otherwise, the troll would eat him.

Three travelers, Al, Ben and Carl, came across the bridge. The troll told them, “You may only cross my bridge if you know the password.” He wrote five three-letter words on a rock. The five words were HOE, OAR, PAD, TOE, and VAT.

He then said, “I will tell each of you a different letter from the password. If you know what the password is, I will let you pass. But don’t tell anyone else your letter.” He then whispered a letter from the password to each traveler so that neither of the other two could hear him.

Then the troll asked Al, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Al, and the troll let him pass.

Then the troll asked Ben, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Ben, and the troll let him pass.

Then the troll asked Carl, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Carl, and the troll let him pass.

So, what is the password?

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