WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 6, 2025

Physics 101

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: 1 Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling: 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

1000 aches: 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

10 cards: 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

10 rations: 1 decoration

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Amazon is testing a new service that allows couriers to unlock homes and leave
packages inside. Learn more about the new service on a
future episode of ‘Dateline.'” -Seth Meyers

“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys
they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien

“A man in London just took Uber’s one-billionth ride, and to celebrate, Uber gave
him a year’s worth of free rides. The man says he’s excited to spend the
entire year drunk.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter “R”
and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.
To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home:
“Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.”
In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.
The boy nervously eyed his classmates – many of them already laughing at
him – then replied, “Bob gave Dick a poke in the side
because the bunny wasn’t cooked enough.” 😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who starts building mountains out of potatoes and then dirt.

Answer: Close Encounters of the Third Kind!
Roy Neary is trying to teach his son Brad, about fractions. Brad will never understand fractions, but he understands that his dad is a little strange in this movie. He starts building mountains out of potatoes and then dirt. Roy Neary is played by Richard in this UFO movie.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about an actress who has a bit of a drug problem.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
A bridge was guarded by an evil troll. The troll was very intelligent, but he was also a coward. He was afraid of anyone smarter than him. So every time anyone tried to cross the bridge, the troll would set up a test. If the traveler passed the test, he would be allowed to cross. Otherwise, the troll would eat him.

Three travelers, Al, Ben and Carl, came across the bridge. The troll told them, “You may only cross my bridge if you know the password.” He wrote five three-letter words on a rock. The five words were HOE, OAR, PAD, TOE, and VAT.

He then said, “I will tell each of you a different letter from the password. If you know what the password is, I will let you pass. But don’t tell anyone else your letter.” He then whispered a letter from the password to each traveler so that neither of the other two could hear him.

Then the troll asked Al, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Al, and the troll let him pass.

Then the troll asked Ben, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Ben, and the troll let him pass.

Then the troll asked Carl, “Do you know what the password is?” “Yes,” said Carl, and the troll let him pass.

So, what is the password?

ANSWER: The password was HOE.
The only letters unique to one of the five words were D, H, P, R, and V. One of these letters must have been Al’s, since he could determine the password. The only word without any of these letters is TOE. So the password could not have been TOE.
Ben knew this and now had four words to think of. The only letters unique to one word were D, E, H, P, R, T, and V. The password must have contained at least two unique letters, one for Al and the other for Ben, since they were both able to determine the password. The only word with only one of these letters was OAR. So OAR could not have been the password.
Carl knew this and now had three words to think of. The only letters unique to one word were D, E, H, O, P, T, and V. The password must have included three of these letters, since all three were able to determine the password. The only one of the three words containing three such letters was HOE, so this must have been the password.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Two boys were sent by their mothers to sell an equal amount of cupcakes each, worth one dollar per cupcake.

They were told not to eat the cupcakes they are selling, and that they should sell all of the cupcakes.

At the end of the day, all cupcakes were sold, yet neither boy gained nor lost a dollar.

What happened?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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