WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 10, 2025

Here’s The Story…
I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customers
who sent their seven-year-old son to pay me. As he approached the screen door,
I noticed he was carrying a check in one hand and two dollars
in the other, which I assumed was my tip.
To my dismay, he pocketed the bills before handing me the check,
which was for the exact cost of the pizza.
“Could that have been a tip?” I asked, trying not to sound accusatory.
“Yep,” he replied proudly. “not bad for just a walk from the living room and back!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

An older man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son.
Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son: “Don’t be nervous,
boy, just do your best and just remember, if anything happens to me your
mother is going to come and live with you.”

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new
motorcycle. Only one question confused him. “Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?”
“I’ve got a kickstand,” the prospect replied. “Is that the same thing?”

One shop owner asks another, “So, have you had any responses to your
ad that you’re looking for a night watchman?”
“Yeah, we got robbed last night.”

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
We had to have our garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us
that one of our problems was that we did not have a large enough motor
on the opener. I thought for a minute and said that we had the
largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.”
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, “NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two.”
We haven’t used Sears repair since.

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a shootout between drug smugglers and law enforcement.

Answer: The French Connection!
In the movie “The French Connection” (1971) there was a shoot out between drug smugglers and law enforcement. In the confusion Popeye Doyle (Gene Hackman) accidentally shot an FBI agent, or was it not an accident? The movie was a fictionalized version of a real case involving New York City police. Gene Hackman won the Oscar for Best Actor for this movie.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a couple where a kitchen item was used as a surname for the characters in the movie!

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
A sundial is a timepiece that has the fewest number of moving parts.
Which timepiece has the most moving parts?

ANSWER: An Hourglass

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
As the school year was progressing, a teacher was distressed that more and more of her students were beginning to tease and make fun of one another. She decided to do something about it. When they returned to the classroom after Spring Break, they saw a mirror on the wall with a sign next to it.
When one of the students came to her crying about the names she had been called at recess, she sent the girl to the mirror with these directions: Read that sign quietly to yourself. Repeat it over and over, gradually running the sounds together. Each time, look at yourself in the mirror. Soon you will be smiling.
Sure enough, when the student followed these directions, she came away smiling.
Each time a student would come to the teacher feeling low, she would give them the same directions. Sometimes they would have difficulty, so she would go over to read the sign with them. Eventually, each one would come away smiling.
This is what the sign said: I.Y.Q.Y.Q.R.

Why did this little exercise help her students feel better about themselves?

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