WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 13`1, 2025

Here’s The Story…
Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recently
retired was describing his life, “I get up late in the morning, have a light
breakfast and then I lie down on my veranda for a few hours and relax.

In the afternoon I go inside for lunch, have a great salad, fruits and cold fish,
then I spend the rest of the afternoon boating or playing golf or tennis…

When it starts to get dark I have a great dinner with a nice bottle of wine. I
smoke a Cuban cigar. Then I go lie on my veranda again.”

The other gentleman acknowledges that this is a life to be envied. Later he
reported the conversation to his wife. She asked, “What’s his wife’s name?”

Her husband said, “I’m not sure, but I think it’s Veranda.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new study, people who live near trees are richer, smarter,
and healthier – and people who live in trees make more cookies.” -Seth Meyers

“Wal-Mart is testing out an app that would allow shoppers to skip the checkout
line. Currently that service is known as shoplifting.” -Conan O’Brien

“Brace yourself, because Kraft has announced that they’ve gone natural. I first
assumed that natural meant they were doing their products in the buff. But they
mean they have removed all artificial preservatives, flavors, and dyes from their
classic Mac and Cheese recipe. I don’t get it. I was not aware, first of all, that a
packet of orange dust was a technically a recipe.” -Stephen Colbert

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of
the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
“The day before I die, I’d like to sell every piece we’ve got just to see how much it’s all worth.”
“But you couldn’t possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how could you sell it.”
“Simple… If I sell it, my wife would kill me!” 😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a couple where a kitchen item was used as a surname for the characters in the movie!

Answer: Kettle!
The first appearance of the Ma and Pa Kettle characters was as supporting roles in the 1947 movie ‘The Egg And I’. They were portrayed by Marjorie Main and Percy Kilbride respectively. The success of this film led to the Ma and Pa characters being further developed and nine more films were made for the franchise between 1949 and 1957. The ninth film in the series, ‘The Kettles in the Ozarks’ (1956), did not feature Pa Kettle as Percy Kilbride had retired. The tenth and final film, ‘The Kettles on Old MacDonald’s Farm’ (1957), saw Parker Fenelley reprise the role of Pa Kett

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is the story of four disillusioned middle aged men whose only escape is their weekend motorcycle group.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
As the school year was progressing, a teacher was distressed that more and more of her students were beginning to tease and make fun of one another. She decided to do something about it. When they returned to the classroom after Spring Break, they saw a mirror on the wall with a sign next to it.
When one of the students came to her crying about the names she had been called at recess, she sent the girl to the mirror with these directions: Read that sign quietly to yourself. Repeat it over and over, gradually running the sounds together. Each time, look at yourself in the mirror. Soon you will be smiling.
Sure enough, when the student followed these directions, she came away smiling.
Each time a student would come to the teacher feeling low, she would give them the same directions. Sometimes they would have difficulty, so she would go over to read the sign with them. Eventually, each one would come away smiling.
This is what the sign said: I.Y.Q.Y.Q.R.

Why did this little exercise help her students feel better about themselves?

ANSWER: When the students read the letters out loud, running them together, and looking in the mirror, they realized that they were telling themselves, “I like you like you are!” It may not be perfect grammar, but the teacher reached her goal of building self-esteem in her students who had a low opinion of themselves because of teasing.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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