WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 22, 2025
Here’s The Story…
Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday
again and the weekend is over, the first day of the week is called Moanday.
Many people too busy to cook on the second day of the week just open a can of beans.
Hence the day is known as Tootsday.
By the third day of the week, people are wondering when they can ever find the time
to get everything done this week that they need to, hence the day is known as Whensday.
Too bleary to even count properly, people think it’s only Day Three of the week on the
next day, therefore it’s er- roneously called Thirdsday.
On the last day of the workweek, people often go out “for a few” after work. By the
time they get home, they’re too tired to cook anything elaborate, so they just throw a
piece of meat, chicken, or fish in the skillet. That’s why the day is known as Fryday.
Saturday night all the singles let loose. There’s a lot of sexual hijinks. It’s pretty
obvious why the day is called Satyrday.
And on the last day of the week–and the weekend–people look at all the items on
their to-do lists that didn’t get crossed off, groan aloud, and make themselves promises
they won’t keep. Therefore the day is called Soonday. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study suggests that ancient cave art from 40,000 years ago was
mostly done by women. So even back then men didn’t have a say in decorating.” -Jimmy Fallon
“There’s an event company that specializes in fake weddings. The idea is that
many young people don’t want to get married but they do want a wedding, so
the company puts on a fake ceremony and a fake reception. I can’t imagine writing
‘Will attend’ on an RSVP for a fake wedding. There are already weddings for people
who don’t want to get married – they’re called weddings.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“The FDA is currently debating whether the chocolate hazelnut topping Nutella should
be classified as a dessert or a spread. Which is ridiculous. Nutella isn’t a dessert
or a spread, it’s a cry for help.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On our way to the ski hill, my friend’s children decided to
“find me a man” by the end of the day.
The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to
introduce me to anyone who was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single.
To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own.
I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentleman
close to my age said “Excuse me, but are you single?”
Groaning inwardly, I said, “Yes, but despite what you may have heard,
I’m really not looking to get married.”
He looked at me oddly. “All I want is someone to share the chair lift with.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a movie villain who invades people’s nightmares!
Answer: A Nightmare on Elm Street!
The 1984 horror classic, “A Nightmare on Elm Street” introduced the world to Freddy Kruger (played by Robert Englund), one of the most recognisable villains in the horror genre. The film also introduced us to Johnny Depp who would go on to become a massive Hollywood star. It was following Depp’s character’s grisly death that a policeman uttered the quote to an ambulance man, as he approached the crime scene.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie follows the adventures of four high-school friends who pledge to lose their virginity before prom.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Sam the journalist has landed a job somewhere. The problem is, he doesn’t know where. All he knows is that it is in one of 6 cities lined up in a row in northern Canada: Eh Land, Hockeyville, Curling Town, Snowburg, New France, and Canada City. However his employer has left clues.
- Curling Town is 2 cities away from the job’s location.
- Hockeyville is 3 cities away from Snowburg.
- Snowburg is on the right end.
- New France is not the location.
- Eh Land is 3 cities from Curling Town.
- Canada City is 4 cities away from Snowburg.
- Eh Land is next to the location and another place that isn’t the location.
Sam is lazy, so he is paying you to find out where he is working.
ANSWER: Order: Curling Town, Canada City, Hockeyville, Eh Land, New France, Snowburg.
Location: Hockeyville (Sorry though, no money)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Van Gogh (pronounced “Go”) is back, with more of his relatives.
e.g. One of them was a well-known musical cousin from Liverpool, England. His name? Ring Gogh! (Ringo)
From the clues, can you guess the other names?
- An elderly uncle who plays the numbers game at his community hall.
- His young nephew who bounces everywhere.
- A long-lost brother who had been on his yacht exploring a group of islands in the Pacific.
- An aunt, famous for her milk pudding recipe.
- His cousin with the skin infection.
- The teenage niece who wears dark, trendy shades of blue and purple.
- His Great Uncle Emil, the famous lecturer on self-esteem.
The hint gives the first letter, and number of letters, for each word.
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