WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 24, 2025

Here’s The Story…
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,
the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last week we went out to
a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of
that flower you give to someone you love? You know….
The one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘That’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and
yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’ 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study found that good-looking people are more likely to have daughters
than sons. And ugly people are more likely to have cats.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A New Jersey restaurant is offering a special menu this month that doesn’t list prices,
but instead asks customers to pay what they think is fair. According to the sign in the
window, the restaurant is called ‘This Space for Rent.'” -Seth Meyers

“They say it now costs $250,000 to raise a child to age 18, and that doesn’t count college,
which is like $50,000 a year. So kids, if you want to give dad a great Father’s
Day gift, run away.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.
The first spaceman says, “The dominant life forms on the
earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.”
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks,
“Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first spaceman says, “I don’t think so…
They have them aimed at themselves.” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a lackluster man who works as a bank clerk who
lives alone in an apartment with his dog, Milo.

Answer: The Mask!
Jim Carrey stars in the 1994 movie “The Mask” as Stanley Ipkiss, a lackluster man who works as a bank clerk who lives alone in an apartment with his dog, Milo. One night, after his car breaks down on a bridge, he discovers a wooden mask that he takes home. Little does he know that this mask will provide him with superhero powers, once he puts it on. Cameron Diaz stars as Tina Carlyle, his love interest in the film.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who goes through a divorce and loses custody rights to his three children.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Ace, Allie, Carl, Carla, Dora, Draco, Emma, Eric, Jacob, June, Kaleb, Luke, Qin, & Tina
are divided equally between a red and a blue team. Can you figure out who is on what team?

Everyone with E at the end of their names are on the same team.

Everyone with a letter that is only in their name is on the same team.

Everyone with the most found letter in their names are split evenly between teams.

Jacob & Emma are on the same team.

Carl and Eric are on the red team.

Except for one pair, everyone that has the same first letter are on the same team.

ANSWER: Red Team:
Qin
Tina
Emma
Jacob
Carla
Carl
Eric

Blue Team:
Dora
Kaleb
Draco
Allie
Ace
June
Luke

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
We start with what a pen can write
Then add an “s” for a tool of lesser might

Change “d” to “n” for an oath professed
Remove letter one for a condition no longer the best

Change “w” to “t” for something forced apart
Reverse my ends, then add an “h” for what’s atop a chart

Change “n” to “w” to learn how much an item can fetch
Finally, anagram me for what in baseball may follow a stretch

What did we start with?
What do we end up with?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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