WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 28, 2025
Here’s The Story…
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition
of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An intentional killing that occurs
while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising
from an adequate cause, such as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.'”
“See, I have a problem with that passion business,” responded the jury candidate.
“During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor.
All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him.” She wasn’t selected for the jury.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. So we
went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in
a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.
“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this:
When you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married,
you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on
his house. “You did a great job.” he said and handed the man a check. “Also, as
a bonus, here’s an extra $100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.”
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. “What’s the matter,”
asked the homeowner, “did you forget something?”
“Nope.” replied the painter. “I’m just here to take your missus out to
dinner and a movie like you asked.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who meets a lawyer at a party he hosted. The two hit it off, and he drives her to Atlantic City the day after the party, where they are stopped in a small town for failing to make a complete stop at a stop sign.
Answer: Nothing But Trouble!
“Nothing But Trouble” is a 1991 film starring Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne, who meets Diane Lightson, played by Demi Moore, a lawyer he meets at a party he hosted. The two hit it off, and Thorne drives her to Atlantic City the day after the party, where they are stopped in a small town for failing to make a complete stop at a stop sign. They are then taken to see the judge of the town, a corrupt and decrepit 106-year-old named Alvin Valkenheiser, played by Dan Aykroyd, who keeps them there after Thorne offends him. They then must find a way out, or risk being put to death.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a lazy party animal who is the son of a wealthy owner of Callahan Auto, that specializes in brake pads.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
All answers end in sting and the whole word is obtained in the clues below.
eg: A sting that cures fatigue
answer: reSTING
- A sting that cures hunger
- A sting that cleans your room
- A sting that makes you laugh
- A sting that cooks your meat
- A sting that spoils your tools
- A sting that holds your attention
- A sting that some observe in Lent
- A sting that cooks are always using
- A sting that browns your bread
ANSWER: 1. feasting
- dusting
- jesting
- roasting
- rusting
- interesting
- fasting
- tasting
- toasting
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The blanks below can be filled in with words spelled with the same
four letters in different order. Find them.
There once was a musical, _ _ _ . It was performed in three _ _ . When it was through, The audience flew And all of the _ _ _ went _ _ _ _.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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