WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 29, 2025

Here’s The Story…
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Doctor once a year for his check-up, and again during the year
if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep.
He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard, and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head…
I think my dog might be in Congress! 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A 91-year-old woman in Germany is under investigation for destruction
of property after she tried filling in words on a crossword puzzle on display
at an art museum. If charged, the woman could face time in
a four-letter word for enclosure.” -Seth Meyers

“Scientists have discovered that men are genetically programed to look at
other women. So sorry, ladies, it’s science. I’ve got to do
what I’ve got to do.” -Conan O’Brien

“Best Buy just purchased a company that provides emergency response
services. So, next time you’re having a heart attack, don’t worry, the
Geek Squad will be over tomorrow between 2:00
and 4:00 to save your life.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The crowd had cornered a woman and
was preparing to stone her.
Jesus raised his hand and spoke, “Let he among
you who is without sin cast the first stone.”
From the back of the crowd a small woman picked up a
huge rock and staggered toward to poor victim.
Jesus pointed a finger at her and said,
“Stop it MOM! I’m trying to make a point here!” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a lazy party animal who is the son of a wealthy owner of
Callahan Auto, that specializes in brake pads.

Answer: Tommy Boy
“Tommy Boy” is a 1995 film that stars Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan, a lazy party animal who is the son of a wealthy owner of Callahan Auto, that specializes in brake pads. It takes Tommy seven years to earn his Bachelor’s Degree, but once he does, he is offered an executive job by his father. After his father unexpectantly dies, Tommy has to try to save the company from bankruptcy, but is largely incompetent on his own and unable to complete a deal, so Richard Hayden, played by David Spade, is appointed as his partner and guidance in trying to sell enough brake pads to save the company, which will be no small feat.

Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a boy who, due to a rare disorder known as Werner syndrome, ages much faster than a normal child, and by the age of 10 looks like a 40-year-old man.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The blanks below can be filled in with words spelled with the same
four letters in different order. Find them.

There once was a musical, _ _ _ . It was performed in three _ _ . When it was through, The audience flew And all of the _ _ _ went _ _ _ _.

ANSWER: There once was a musical, CATS
It was performed in three ACTS
When it was through,
The audience flew
And all of the CAST went SCAT.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) canine fur & porcine challenge
2) rock toss & to pack up royal furniture
3) arsonist’s desire & to battle a fibber
4) underground amphibian & bar rules

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