WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 4, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
One day, an employee received an unusually large paycheck.
She decided not to say anything about it.
The following week, her check was short the overpayment she
received the previous week. So she confronted her boss about it.
“How come,” her boss inquired,
“you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?”
Unperturbed, the employee replied, “Well, I can overlook one mistake –
but two in a row is getting unacceptable!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“There is a Japanese pop band whose members are all over 80 years old.
The band is known for their No. 1 hit song, ‘Where Am I?'” -Conan O’Brien
“A plane in Holland was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger’s
body odor was so bad that it caused others to vomit and faint. You know it’s bad
when people are going into the airplane bathroom for some fresh air.” -James Corden
“Facebook has announced a new page called ‘Memories’ that will show users
photos from the past. It’s better than the original title for the page,
‘When You Were Thinner.'” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school
secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
“He’s a magician, ma’am” said Little Johnny.
“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”
“He saws people in half.”
“Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”
“One half brother and two half sisters.” 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie follows a man who is unmotivated and often incompetent, whose brother Al is running for Governor of the state of Washington.
Answer: Black Sheep!
“Black Sheep” was released in 1996, and was the last movie that featured both Farley and Spade together. The movie follows Mike Donnelly, played by Farley, who, like in his character in “Tommy Boy”, plays an unmotivated and often incompetent man whose brother Al is running for Governor of the state of Washington. Although he means well, he often disrupts and hampers his brother’s campaign, so Steve Dodds, played by Spade is contracted by Al to help Mike campaign for his brother while trying to mitigate Mike’s foibles — an attempt that proves to be problematic.
Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about 2 two slow-witted roommates who don’t live highly productive lives.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A shipment of butterflies was mixed up by the dock workers, and they could not find who bought which species, where it was from, and what was the price. All the workers know is that Alejandro, Faye, Yvette, Sophie, and Zachary could have each bought butterflies that cost $60, $75, $90, $105, or $120. Each could have bought the Clearwing, the Emperor, the Grayling, the Swallowtail, or the Torturix butterflies. Each butterfly could have lived in Australia, Jordan, Luxembourg, Panama, or Qatar. It is up to you to find out who bought which butterfly, what was the price, and where did it come from with the provided clues:
- Neither the butterfly from Luxembourg nor the one from Australia sold for $90.
- The Emperor butterfly cost $30 more than the Torturix butterfly.
- Zachary’s purchase was $75.
- The butterfly from Australia cost less than the one from Luxembourg.
- Alejandro’s purchase was from Luxembourg.
- Of Yvette’s purchase and the purchase for $60, one was from Qatar and the other was the Torturix.
- The butterfly that sold for $120 was not from Panama.
- The insect from Australia was not the Torturix.
- Faye bought the Torturix.
- Sophie did not buy the Grayling.
- Of the Emperor and the insect worth $105, one was won by Yvette and the other was from Luxembourg.
- The insect that sold for $105 was the Swallowtail.
ANSWER: Faye bought the Torturix from Panama for $60.
Zachary bought the Grayling from Australia for $75.
Yvette bought the Emperor from Qatar for $90.
Alejandro bought the Swallowtail from Luxembourg for $105.
Sophie bought the Clearwing from Jordan for $120.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Yes! Five bands are coming to town within one week, and Georgia, Rachel, Jason, Carlos, and Lara are jumping for joy! Each one is a diehard fan of either Juanes, The Rolling Stones, U2, Green Day, or Coldplay. Figure out who likes which band, when each band performed, how long each concert was, and which souvenir each fan walked away with.
1) The 5 fans are Rachel, the Green Day fan, the Rolling Stones fan, the girl who spent 2 hours at a concert, and the one who left with a CD.
2) Georgia was so excited about Coldplay, she got in line at 6:00 Friday and waited 3 hours with all the other fans for the concert to begin. The concert ended at 11:00.
3) Lara’s U2 CD collection got a little bit bigger after the concert on Sunday.
4) Jason did not spend 3.5 hours in a concert. The concert on Saturday was not 4 hours long, and the concert on Wednesday did not sell sweatshirts (which were not bought by Rachel).
5) Tuesday’s concert was 2.5 hours long.
6) Green Day performed on Saturday, but Juanes did not perform on Wednesday.
7) The Rolling Stones fan bought the T-shirt.
8) Someone bought music videos after the 3-hour concert.
9) Lara was so hyper after the 3.5-hour concert, she couldn’t sleep.
10) Jason didn’t like any T-shirt designs, so he didn’t buy any.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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