WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 6, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn
furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower,
a few gardening tools and a bicycle.
A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.
“No,” replied the gentleman, “my son just bought his first car and right now he’s
getting ready for a big date. He’ll be taking the car out soon to pick up the girl.”
“So what’s with all the stuff?” asked the neighbor.
“Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way
every time I came home from work, I wanted to make
sure the driveway was ready for him.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Astronomers at NASA are saying that they discovered a new Earth-like planet
that’s only 4.2 light years away. I know, I reacted the exact same way as you
did. I don’t know how far that is either.” -James Corden

“KFC has come out with a sunscreen that makes you smell like fried chicken.
Of course if you want to smell like KFC, you could just ride
around in any single guy’s car.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Did you know you can find the sex of an ant by putting it
in water?

If it sinks: girl ant.

If it floats: boy ant.
😎😁😁

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a high school state bowling champion with a lot of promise.

Answer: Kingpin!
“Kingpin” is a 1996 movie starring Woody Harrelson as Roy Munson, a high school state bowling champion with a lot of promise. He has his bowling career cut short after Ernie McCracken, played by Bill Murray, a bowling professional, convinces him to hustle a group of men out of money during a night of bowling. After the men find out they have been swindled, they run Roy’s hand through the ball return machine, which results in the loss of his bowling hand. This sends Roy into a pit of depression and he turns into an alcoholic for many years after. One day, Roy discovers an Amish man named Ishmael, played by Randy Quaid, bowling and thinks he has great potential. This encounter proves to advantageous for both Ishmael and Roy, and soon after, Roy is able to find happiness again and quit drinking.

Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a group of aliens from a planet in outer space who come to kidnap a bunch of characters in order to serve as attractions at an amusement park.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Determine each person’s first and last name, the color of each package,
what each contained, and what time it was delivered.

Clues:

1. Michelle did not receive shoes and did not receive her package at 1:00 PM. Mr. Jones didn’t receive his package in the afternoon.
2. The button up shirt did not come in a black or purple package. The shirt Michael received is not a sweatshirt. The purple package did not contain shoes.
3. Mrs. Marks, who received her package at 3:00 PM, didn’t receive a light pink package, which was not delivered at 9:00 AM.
4. Kevin’s last name isn’t Johnson and he didn’t receive his package at 4:00 PM. The high heels did not come in the hot pink package and were not delivered at 11:00 AM.
5. The hot pink package was delivered two hours after the button up shirt and two hours before Kara received her package.
6. The order of the appointments is the person who ordered the clogs, Ms. Green and her shirt, the owner whose last name is Smith, the person who received the red package, and Jason.

ANSWER: Michael Smith, Hot Pink, Flannel Shirt, 1PM;
Kevin Jones, Black, Clogs, 9AM;
Jason Johnson, Purple, Sweatshirt, 4PM;
Michelle Green, Light Pink, Button Up, 11AM;
Kara Marks, Red, High Heels, 3PM

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
There are five people. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.
2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.
3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben’s new computer next week.
4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.
5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.
6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.
7. Dan used to drink heavily.
8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.
9. The murderer is Jack’s brother. They grew up together in Seattle.

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