WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 7, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
Two old men went hunting one day. A hang glider came soaring overhead
and the first old man raised his gun and fired. After a brief pause
the second old man asked “Did you get it, whatever it was?”
The first old man replied “No, I think I missed it. But I sure as heck
made it turn loose that poor fella it was carrying away!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new survey that just came out, the issue most on the minds of
college students is whether they’ll be able to find a job when they graduate.
Experts say it’s silly for college students to worry about whether or not they’ll
be able to find a job because the answer is no.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new restaurant has opened in Boston where all the food is cooked by robots.
It’s a little different than having a human cooking staff. Instead of finding a hair
in your food, you’ll find a USB cable.” -James Corden

“Beachgoers in Florida have been warned about deadly flesh-eating bacteria in
the water. Of course, if you’re even in Florida, you’ve
already ignored a few warnings.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When my 14-year-old son, Patrick, stepped up to the plate during
a Colt League baseball game, the young announcer declared,
“Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!”
After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on
over the loudspeaker. “Sorry folks, that’s PAT Hogan!” 😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a group of aliens from a planet in outer space who come to kidnap a bunch of characters in order to serve as attractions at an amusement park.

Answer: Space Jam!
“Space Jam” is a 1996 film that features basketball superstar Michael Jordan and many members of the cartoon group known as the “Looney Tunes”. The Looney Tunes are visited by aliens from a planet in outer space known as the Nerdlucks, and come to kidnap the characters in order to serve as attractions at an amusement park known as “Moron Mountain”. Bugs Bunny challenges them to a basketball game, whereby if they lose, the Looney Tunes will go with the aliens. The Nerdlucks agree to the challenge, but then go to National Basketball Association (NBA) games and steal the talents of some of the biggest stars in the word, including Charles Barkley and Patrick Ewing. The Looney Tunes then kidnap Michael Jordan, who is golfing with Bill Murray and ex-NBA star Larry Bird.
Bill Murray plays himself in this movie, although he isn’t a central character. He provides comedic relief at the golf course, and he also plays in the basketball game with the Looney Tunes and Michael Jordan against the Nerdlucks.

Friday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a 5 year old who lives with his single mother.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
There are five people. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.
2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.
3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben’s new computer next week.
4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.
5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.
6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.
7. Dan used to drink heavily.
8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.
9. The murderer is Jack’s brother. They grew up together in Seattle.

ANSWER: 1. Jack is not the murderer, because he is the brother of the murderer. 2. Dan can’t be the murderer since he ran a marathon, and the murderer recently had his leg amputated, and wouldn’t be running a marathon of any magnitude that quickly. 3. Ben is not the murderer if he just met Jack, since Jack and the murderer grew up together. 4. This leaves Jeff and Mike. Since Jeff is still alive (he wants to install a new computer next week, present tense) he must be the murderer. Mike also didn’t grow up with Jack. It has been determined that Jack, Dan and Jeff are all alive. Ben must also be alive since Jeff plans to install Ben’s computer next week. This means that Jeff killed Mike.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In the paragraph below, each blank must be filled by a five-letter word, and the words
are all anagrams of each other (the words all contain the same five letters,
in different order). Can you fill in the blanks?

Quaint _ this hotel supplies, That don’t appear upon the bill. I speak of roaches, , and flies.
You and slap. They’re with you still.
At each guest __ pained screams
That ought to plague the owner’s dreams.

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